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Did Mary and Joseph ever have sex?
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I'm pretty sure there's a verse somewhere that mentions Jesus having brothers, so I imagine Joseph did sex up his wife. No reason why not.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (March 17, 2020 at 8:21 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm pretty sure there's a verse somewhere that mentions Jesus having brothers, so I imagine Joseph did sex up his wife. No reason why not. That is not the original implication of the Mary/Joseph story. The idea of a hero being born from a mother while avoiding standard sex is not original to Christianity. The older mythology of Buddha had him being born out of the side of Queen Maya, and she was told by the divine world that she would give birth to a boy who would bring wisdom to the world. 
Sun Wu Kong sprang forth from a rock so he has all the mythos beat! He then went to heaven and beat ass while stealing their life extension magic.
I also remember some greek gods were birthed out of odd places too.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (March 17, 2020 at 10:13 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do Christian denominations differ on this? From what I know, it is unthinkable for Catholics that Mary ever had sex with anyone, even her husband, and probably because Catholics are obsessed that their clergy is abstinent, so they see married couple not having sex as an inspiration. You speak of "Catholics" as if all the Catholics were of that crazy opinion. I suppose only about 0,001 percent of them are crazy enough to believe such rubbish. 
 (March 18, 2020 at 7:08 am)Dundee Wrote:(March 17, 2020 at 10:13 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do Christian denominations differ on this? From what I know, it is unthinkable for Catholics that Mary ever had sex with anyone, even her husband, and probably because Catholics are obsessed that their clergy is abstinent, so they see married couple not having sex as an inspiration. They may not believe it, but they're required to pay lip service to it. Denying the perpetual virginity of Mary is a heresy. Boru
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He must have had some reason to put up with being cucked.
If we're having fun imaging that these two chuckleheads were real people, then let's lay out the full scene. Joe would have been a buff and well off young man who agreed to Mary...... a 12-14 year old girl, who came to his home pregnant. He either needed that v, or this was one of the more compassionate moments in human history - considering what would have been her fate otherwise.
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Yes, considering what would come to her by being pregnant without a husband in those times. She came to Fatima to make the sun wobble, but Joe is forgotten. Mabe he wanted fine pussy, mabe he was a righteous man, but the righteous man on earth™ job was already given to Job, that offered his daughters to a mob of rapists then ended up fucking them.
I have an headache now, from the hysterical laughter. (March 18, 2020 at 1:33 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Yes, considering what would come to her by being pregnant without a husband in those times. She came to Fatima to make the sun wobble, but Joe is forgotten. Mabe he wanted fine pussy, mabe he was a righteous man, but the righteous man on earth™ job was already given to Job, that offered his daughters to a mob of rapists then ended up fucking them. That was Lot, not Job. Next thing, you’ll be telling us about Goldilocks and the seven dwarfs. Please try to keep your fictional characters straight.  Boru
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