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RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 11:57 am (This post was last modified: April 14, 2020 at 12:00 pm by cleansed.)
(April 14, 2020 at 5:06 am)no one Wrote: Is this jesus tenured? Where did this jesus acquire their certifications? Also, did you bring the tacos?

Yes He has a lifetime appointment Smile  And of course I brought tacos, it is taco tuesday after all

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(April 14, 2020 at 7:25 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 2:37 am)cleansed Wrote: Hello!

Nice to meet all of you.

I live in the beautiful state of Montana near Glacier National Park.  I am a born again Christian and I came here to discuss the teachings of Jesus Christ and to learn more about your point of view.  I hope you are all staying safe during this pandemic.  See you in the forum!


cleansed
Can I come to your house and teach evolution?

Only if we can watch Ray Comfort videos afterward.  Smile
~Jesus didn't come to make bad people good.  He came to make dead people alive~
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RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 1:08 pm (This post was last modified: April 14, 2020 at 1:09 pm by no one. Edit Reason: keyboard gnomes )
Ray Comfort videos are about as accurate as the Flintstones depiction of prehistoric times. I have left turds in the shitter with a higher IQ than Banana boy.
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#13
RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 1:23 pm (This post was last modified: April 14, 2020 at 1:24 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Welcome aboard. There's not much to learn about atheism. Some people believe in gods, some don't. It's been that way for at least as long as we've been writing about gods - and it's probably been that way for all of human modernity beyond that, at least.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#14
RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 1:29 pm
Welcome.
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Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 1:31 pm
(April 14, 2020 at 11:57 am)cleansed Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 5:06 am)no one Wrote: Is this jesus tenured? Where did this jesus acquire their certifications? Also, did you bring the tacos?

Yes He has a lifetime appointment Smile  And of course I brought tacos, it is taco tuesday after all

Taco  Taco Taco Taco Taco Taco  Taco
(April 14, 2020 at 7:25 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Can I come to your house and teach evolution?

Only if we can watch Ray Comfort videos afterward.  Smile
The point would be to gain rationality, not further degrade it.
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RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 2:45 pm
(April 14, 2020 at 11:57 am)cleansed Wrote:
(April 14, 2020 at 7:25 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Can I come to your house and teach evolution?

Only if we can watch Ray Comfort videos afterward.  Smile

Like this one?



Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
-Esquilax

Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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#17
RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 4:07 pm
Welcome Woof.
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#18
RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 8:06 pm (This post was last modified: April 14, 2020 at 8:06 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
10,000% real. I give it 13 posts. Max.

Why can't you be yourself OP?

RAmen
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#19
RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 8:24 pm
Moderator Notice
Introduction thread, folks. Keep it fluffy.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#20
RE: Greetings
April 14, 2020 at 9:05 pm
(April 14, 2020 at 8:24 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Moderator Notice
Introduction thread, folks. Keep it fluffy.

Boru

Well seeing as you have your 'Mod Hat' on then why not tell him this shit:

Quote:I am a born again Christian and I came here to discuss the teachings of Jesus Christ and to learn more about your point of view.

Does not belong in an itro thread.
Miserable Bastard.
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