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Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
#21
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
(April 25, 2020 at 6:13 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 5:54 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Asking for a friend...

I think one of them is hooked into SETI. If that fucker goes off I'll be sleeping on Brian's couch.

I've always thought SETI was a bad idea - we shouldn't be announcing ourselves.

Oh, I know some people want to chat with the aliens and enter the Galactic Federation in a spirit of peaceful cooperation, but trust me - when the slime creatures from Aldebaran IV start oozing their way under our front doors, those same people will be whapping at them with golf clubs and kitchen utensils just like the rest of us.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#22
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
(April 25, 2020 at 7:04 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 6:13 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I think one of them is hooked into SETI. If that fucker goes off I'll be sleeping on Brian's couch.

I've always thought SETI was a bad idea - we shouldn't be announcing ourselves.

Oh, I know some people want to chat with the aliens and enter the Galactic Federation in a spirit of peaceful cooperation, but trust me - when the slime creatures from Aldebaran IV start oozing their way under our front doors, those same people will be whapping at them with golf clubs and kitchen utensils just like the rest of us.

Boru
SETI listens. And we've been announcing ourselves since Marconi sent out that "S" signal. It will be over a hundred light years from Earth now. Attenuated, but there if some alien is running a STI.
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#23
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
(April 25, 2020 at 7:21 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 7:04 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I've always thought SETI was a bad idea - we shouldn't be announcing ourselves.

Oh, I know some people want to chat with the aliens and enter the Galactic Federation in a spirit of peaceful cooperation, but trust me - when the slime creatures from Aldebaran IV start oozing their way under our front doors, those same people will be whapping at them with golf clubs and kitchen utensils just like the rest of us.

Boru
SETI listens. And we've been announcing ourselves since Marconi sent out that "S" signal. It will be over a hundred light years from Earth now. Attenuated, but there if some alien is running a STI.

That’s what they WANT you to think. It’s all a plot by the Secret Service to aid in covering up their accidental shooting of Kennedy. Once we’re in the merciless clutches of the Galactic Overlords, no one’s going to give a rat’s char broiled arse who killed JFK.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#24
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
(April 25, 2020 at 7:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 7:21 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: SETI listens. And we've been announcing ourselves since Marconi sent out that "S" signal. It will be over a hundred light years from Earth now. Attenuated, but there if some alien is running a STI.

That’s what they WANT you to think. It’s all a plot by the Secret Service to aid in covering up their accidental shooting of Kennedy. Once we’re in the merciless clutches of the Galactic Overlords, no one’s going to give a rat’s char broiled arse who killed JFK.

Boru

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Dying to live, living to die.
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#25
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RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
I have a 99 Saturn SC2 I  bought with a bad rod knock but the body was in great shape. I bought a 98 SC2 with a good engine but the body was rusted out. I swapped engines. It ran good but had a bit of a missing hesitation - but only between 40 and 55 mph in top gear. All other speeds it had good acceleration. Live data feed showed drastic ignition retardation during the problem. No check engine light showed.

A faulty knock sensor seemed most likely. I put it on the hoist and swapped the sensor.

No change.

Next I tried the crank angle sensor. Same result.

Over the next few months I changed -
Throttle body
TPS
Air bleed
MAP
ECTS
EGR
CPS
Ignition coils and ICM
IAT
and even the PCM - the car's brain.

The problem persisted.

I decide to start at square one - and do a compression check - despite the fact that it uses no oil and runs well under most conditions.

I pulled the #1 spark plug - and find that the top portion of the plug - the ceramic insulator - is broken clean in half....

The first, easiest thing - I didn't check... I guess I thought I did.


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#26
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
(April 24, 2020 at 8:05 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 24, 2020 at 7:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: In my old student house the previous owners had put the smoke detector on the ceiling of a high ceilinged, open beam (if you know what I mean) room.

It started chirping one weekend and I didn't have a ladder in the hoyse to reach it.  It was starting to get on my nerves while I was studying.

I solved the problem with a broom handle and replaced the smoke detector a couple of days later.

I'm gonna burn for this.  Hilarious You flew up there and knocked it off, right!? #GrannyWeatherwaxFliesAgain

@Brain- can you rent a mom or cleaning person to pick up after you? Might be less than the A/C repairman bill.

This is the worst part of being single. You don't have anyone to answer to.

The worst part was that the sound echo seemed to come from everywhere.. I literally thought my air conditioning unit was broken.
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#27
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
(April 25, 2020 at 12:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 24, 2020 at 8:05 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm gonna burn for this.  Hilarious You flew up there and knocked it off, right!? #GrannyWeatherwaxFliesAgain

@Brain- can you rent a mom or cleaning person to pick up after you? Might be less than the A/C repairman bill.

This is the worst part of being single. You don't have anyone to answer to.

The worst part was that the sound echo seemed to come from everywhere..  I literally thought my air conditioning unit was broken.

Have you thought about getting rubbish bins?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#28
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
The insanity of all that was the echo! It sounded like it was coming from everywhere.  It lead me to conclude that my unit was fucked up. I literally was seconds away from calling a heating/air conditioner pro.
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#29
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
(April 25, 2020 at 2:44 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The insanity of all that was the echo! It sounded like it was coming from everywhere.  It lead me to conclude that my unit was fucked up. I literally was seconds away from calling a heating/air conditioner pro.

Four times a charm, I suppose.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#30
RE: Of air conditioners and my stupidity!
(April 25, 2020 at 7:04 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 25, 2020 at 6:13 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I think one of them is hooked into SETI. If that fucker goes off I'll be sleeping on Brian's couch.

I've always thought SETI was a bad idea - we shouldn't be announcing ourselves.

Oh, I know some people want to chat with the aliens and enter the Galactic Federation in a spirit of peaceful cooperation, but trust me - when the slime creatures from Aldebaran IV start oozing their way under our front doors, those same people will be whapping at them with golf clubs and kitchen utensils just like the rest of us.

Boru

Meh, slime creatures have been oozing under the doors for years. We usually use salt.
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