Your favorite fictional pub?

[no one]

The one where all the jokes take place.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I think it's a little sad when a favourite fictional pub becomes a real-world pub.  A lot of interesting things happen in The Garrison ('Peaky Blinders'), and now people have opened actual versions. It just isn't the same, somehow.

Boru

[Gwaithmir]

Those gold stashes were all cleaned out by King Elessar's Royal Engineers when the land between the South Downs and the Hoarwell River was surveyed and divided into 100-acre plots for army veterans of the War of the Ring. 

The ones they knew about, certainly. But the Lost Underground Dwarf Emergency Redout and Spa wasn't rediscovered until Gimli's great-great-great-grandson ran out of beer money.

I must confess, that's way ahead of my Middle Earth timeline. None of my stories take place more than a century after the War of the Ring. Also, I never considered whether or not Gimli might have fostered any illegitimate children.  To the best of my knowledge, he was still a bachelor when he accompanied Legolas across the Great Sea to Valinor. 

Another colorful pub in my stories is The Inn of the Raging Whore, a popular drinking establishment for the sailors of Umbar. 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The ones they knew about, certainly. But the Lost Underground Dwarf Emergency Redout and Spa wasn't rediscovered until Gimli's great-great-great-grandson ran out of beer money.

I must confess, that's way ahead of my Middle Earth timeline. None of my stories take place more than a century after the War of the Ring. Also, I never considered whether or not Gimli might have fostered any illegitimate children.  To the best of my knowledge, he was still a bachelor when he accompanied Legolas across the Great Sea to Valinor. 

Dwarves are randy bastards, so children born on the wrong side of the blanket are assumed.

Another colorful pub in my stories is The Inn of the Raging Whore, a popular drinking establishment for the sailors of Umbar. 

Pretty sure I've been to that one. Next to the Blue Diamond Hotel, right? "Rooms, ten cents for ten minutes"?