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Weird Proposals
#11
RE: Weird Proposals
Well, some of the things Boru has suggested were weird...

...sordid...


...kinda creepy...


...expensive...


...and far too energetic for a man his age...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#12
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 4:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, some of the things Boru has suggested were weird...

...sordid...


...kinda creepy...


...expensive...


...and far too energetic for a man his age...

weird - Granted.

sordid - You say that like it's a bad thing.

kinda creepy - Just 'kinda'?  I'll step it up.

expensive - All I asked you to pay for was the harness, I'll pay for the room and the cameras.

too energetic - There is NOTHING wrong with my energy lev...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...more lotion...zzzzzzzzzzzz…

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#13
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 4:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 4:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, some of the things Boru has suggested were weird...

...sordid...


...kinda creepy...


...expensive...


...and far too energetic for a man his age...

weird - Granted.

sordid - You say that like it's a bad thing.

kinda creepy - Just 'kinda'?  I'll step it up.

expensive - All I asked you to pay for was the harness, I'll pay for the room and the cameras.

too energetic - There is NOTHING wrong with my energy lev...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...more lotion...zzzzzzzzzzzz…

Boru

But "donkeys" (plural)??
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#14
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 5:13 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 4:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: weird - Granted.

sordid - You say that like it's a bad thing.

kinda creepy - Just 'kinda'?  I'll step it up.

expensive - All I asked you to pay for was the harness, I'll pay for the room and the cameras.

too energetic - There is NOTHING wrong with my energy lev...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...more lotion...zzzzzzzzzzzz…

Boru

But "donkeys" (plural)??

No need to thank me...I'm a class act, I am.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#15
RE: Weird Proposals
Sounds like a lot of money just for a snuff film. :-)




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#16
RE: Weird Proposals
Got some "fun" proposals from an ex-nun Miami. She was notorious famous for thinking up things the Greeks had no name for. Worship
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#17
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 5:28 am)Little lunch Wrote: Sounds like a lot of money just for a snuff film. :-)

Don't be so silly - the donkeys will live through it.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#18
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 5:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Got some "fun" proposals from an ex-nun Miami. She was notorious famous for thinking up things the Greeks had no name for.  Worship

What, like the titty fuck bum growl?




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#19
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 5:38 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 5:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Got some "fun" proposals from an ex-nun Miami. She was notorious famous for thinking up things the Greeks had no name for.  Worship

What, like the titty fuck bum growl?

Sex on the back of a moving Cadillac convertible down Biscayne Boulevard, for one.
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#20
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 6:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 5:38 am)Little lunch Wrote: What, like the titty fuck bum growl?

Sex on the back of a moving Cadillac convertible down Biscayne Boulevard, for one.

Pretty sure that one's called 'the windy rover'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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