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Weird Proposals
#11
RE: Weird Proposals
Well, some of the things Boru has suggested were weird...

...sordid...


...kinda creepy...


...expensive...


...and far too energetic for a man his age...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 4:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, some of the things Boru has suggested were weird...

...sordid...


...kinda creepy...


...expensive...


...and far too energetic for a man his age...

weird - Granted.

sordid - You say that like it's a bad thing.

kinda creepy - Just 'kinda'?  I'll step it up.

expensive - All I asked you to pay for was the harness, I'll pay for the room and the cameras.

too energetic - There is NOTHING wrong with my energy lev...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...more lotion...zzzzzzzzzzzz…

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#13
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 4:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 4:19 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, some of the things Boru has suggested were weird...

...sordid...


...kinda creepy...


...expensive...


...and far too energetic for a man his age...

weird - Granted.

sordid - You say that like it's a bad thing.

kinda creepy - Just 'kinda'?  I'll step it up.

expensive - All I asked you to pay for was the harness, I'll pay for the room and the cameras.

too energetic - There is NOTHING wrong with my energy lev...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...more lotion...zzzzzzzzzzzz…

Boru

But "donkeys" (plural)??

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#14
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 5:13 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 4:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: weird - Granted.

sordid - You say that like it's a bad thing.

kinda creepy - Just 'kinda'?  I'll step it up.

expensive - All I asked you to pay for was the harness, I'll pay for the room and the cameras.

too energetic - There is NOTHING wrong with my energy lev...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...more lotion...zzzzzzzzzzzz…

Boru

But "donkeys" (plural)??

No need to thank me...I'm a class act, I am.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#15
RE: Weird Proposals
Sounds like a lot of money just for a snuff film. :-)




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#16
RE: Weird Proposals
Got some "fun" proposals from an ex-nun Miami. She was notorious famous for thinking up things the Greeks had no name for. Worship
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#17
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 5:28 am)Little lunch Wrote: Sounds like a lot of money just for a snuff film. :-)

Don't be so silly - the donkeys will live through it.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#18
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 5:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Got some "fun" proposals from an ex-nun Miami. She was notorious famous for thinking up things the Greeks had no name for.  Worship

What, like the titty fuck bum growl?




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#19
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 5:38 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 5:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Got some "fun" proposals from an ex-nun Miami. She was notorious famous for thinking up things the Greeks had no name for.  Worship

What, like the titty fuck bum growl?

Sex on the back of a moving Cadillac convertible down Biscayne Boulevard, for one.
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#20
RE: Weird Proposals
(May 6, 2020 at 6:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 6, 2020 at 5:38 am)Little lunch Wrote: What, like the titty fuck bum growl?

Sex on the back of a moving Cadillac convertible down Biscayne Boulevard, for one.

Pretty sure that one's called 'the windy rover'.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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