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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 20, 2020 at 2:57 pm
(May 20, 2020 at 2:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (May 20, 2020 at 2:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I don’t know what’s wrong with the fecking thing. Call a repairman.’
Boru
If humanity thought like this we wouldn't be in this position.
What can you fix Brian? What would you not have to call a repairman for? You nearly called a repairman because you left an empty beer bottle on the floor.
Not everyone has the aptitude to be a repairperson.
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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 20, 2020 at 3:06 pm
I worked over a decade as a reworker. I fixed microelectronic devices. I was really good at it too. Now I mostly perform automated test.
That's an answer to a question nobody asked.
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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 20, 2020 at 9:02 pm
You can run but you'll only die tired.
To a flatmate at the time, "You don't want to piss me off. I know where you live."
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 20, 2020 at 9:20 pm
‘Well, THAT’S less light bulbs than I thought we’d need.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 20, 2020 at 9:47 pm
"Perseverance is a bubble at the bottom of the ocean. Patience is a bucket out in the rain."
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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 20, 2020 at 9:50 pm
Quote: If you kids don't stop right now I am going to beat one of you over the head with one of the other ones.
Never followed through but it was effective.
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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 20, 2020 at 10:46 pm
"I'm going to tear your arm off and beat you with the bloody stump!" I knew a gal of Italian descent who used that. Never mind the anatomically incorrect part.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 21, 2020 at 8:50 am
When people complain about me using "big words" too much I quote myself:
"Tell me the words you don't know and I won't use them."
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RE: Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
May 21, 2020 at 8:58 am
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
