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Why won't God heal amputees?

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Why won't God heal amputees?
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 6:38 am
(June 4, 2020 at 6:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 4, 2020 at 6:36 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Starfish can regrow entire bodies. Fishermen used to chop them up and toss them overboard when they found them eating an oyster. That just resulted in several new starfish.

IDK, maybe starfish kiss God's ass better than humans?

The starfish god actually likes them.

The human god doesn't.
The alternative meaning to "starfish" should not be Googled. Popcorn
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 6:39 am
(June 4, 2020 at 6:38 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(June 4, 2020 at 6:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: The starfish god actually likes them.

The human god doesn't.
The alternative meaning to "starfish" should not be Googled. Popcorn

I don't even want to know.

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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 6:40 am
(June 4, 2020 at 6:39 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 4, 2020 at 6:38 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: The alternative meaning to "starfish" should not be Googled.  Popcorn

I don't even want to know.
Yep, you don't. But Boru will be along in a second with pix.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 6:48 am
(June 4, 2020 at 6:40 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(June 4, 2020 at 6:39 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don't even want to know.
Yep, you don't. But Boru will be along in a second with pix.


[Image: MV5BMjEyOTMzODIxM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODM2...00_AL_.jpg]

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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 6:54 am
Fuck. I forgot to specify "non-random" pix. My bad.
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 6:56 am
[Image: Sorry.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 7:01 am
(June 4, 2020 at 6:56 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Sorry.jpg]

I love this picture.

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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 7:01 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2020 at 7:02 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 4, 2020 at 6:54 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Fuck. I forgot to specify "non-random" pix. My bad.

It isn’t random. In ‘Charlie’s Angels’, Drew Barrymore was nicknamed ‘Starfish’. That’s what you meant by ‘alternative meaning’, right?

Right?

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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 7:01 am
(June 4, 2020 at 6:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 4, 2020 at 6:40 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Yep, you don't. But Boru will be along in a second with pix.


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Nope.

Don't get it?

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RE: Why won't God heal amputees?
June 4, 2020 at 7:11 am
(June 4, 2020 at 7:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 4, 2020 at 6:54 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Fuck. I forgot to specify "non-random" pix. My bad.

It isn’t random. In ‘Charlie’s Angels’, Drew Barrymore was nicknamed ‘Starfish’. That’s what you meant by ‘alternative meaning’, right?

Right?

Boru

In some alternative universe I watch "Charlies Angels"

And then shot myself.
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