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Things Your Pets Say To You

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Things Your Pets Say To You
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RE: Things Your Pets Say To You
July 1, 2020 at 5:17 am
Little Timmiy's just fallen down the well. And no I didn't push him, ... this time.
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RE: Things Your Pets Say To You
July 1, 2020 at 4:56 pm
"You were late with dinner last night, so I left a little present in your shoe."
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RE: Things Your Pets Say To You
July 1, 2020 at 11:14 pm (This post was last modified: July 1, 2020 at 11:23 pm by Bucky Ball.)
You know your brother is more fun than you, right ?

I call my friends on your phone at night when you're asleep.
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RE: Things Your Pets Say To You
July 2, 2020 at 6:10 am
I put my butt in your face so you can admire it. Do so!
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