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The bad advice thread
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#21
RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 6:00 pm
Buy IBM.

Good or bad economy -businesses will ALWAYS need typewriters.
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#22
RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 7:09 pm
Follow your gut.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#23
RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 7:50 pm
Of course you can use suntan lotion as a contraceptive.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#24
RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 7:58 pm
Port is on the right, starboard is on the left.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#25
RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 8:28 pm
Boys don't cry
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#26
RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 9:47 pm
(September 8, 2020 at 7:58 pm)Fireball Wrote: Port is on the right, starboard is on the left.
It is.

Facing aft.

That's the whole point.

Cool
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#27
RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 10:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 8, 2020 at 10:53 pm by ignoramus.)
buy a cat for emotional support Great
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#28
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 5:57 am (This post was last modified: September 9, 2020 at 5:58 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(September 8, 2020 at 5:07 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 8, 2020 at 5:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But do you stay away from him?


And is he trouble?

When I can.

and

He's pretty domesticated now.   Cool

"I'm the one they warned you about."

"Cool, wanna get hitched?"
(September 8, 2020 at 10:53 pm)ignoramus Wrote: buy a cat for emotional support   Great
One of my dead cats came in for pets last night. He looked pretty good for having been dead six years.
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 2:17 pm
It is what it is.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#30
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 4:01 pm
(September 9, 2020 at 2:17 pm)Sal Wrote: It is what it is.

Until it isn't.
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