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Why satan became rebel?

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Why satan became rebel?
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Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 3:35 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2020 at 3:43 pm by purplepurpose.)
Was it because humans became Gods favorites? Why satan still serves God by testing people like Job and yet he is a rebel?
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 3:48 pm
Remember that angels apparently have no free will but still managed to rebel...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 3:56 pm
But if a zombie bites an angel does the angel become a zombie? And does Jesus invite zombies to eat his brain?

What about a vampire? You think Jesus is gonna be inviting vampires to "drink this in rememberance of me?".


And what if - Jesus gets bit by a vampire and THEN a zombie eats his brains?

Could he beat Superman then?

The Vatican needs to address these important theological points...
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2020 at 4:06 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
He was an Angel, and good at his job,
but he committed the ultimate sin

and testified against god.

A god that tried to kill innocent humans,
but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the seven circles of hell

an outlaw hunting outlaws

a bounty hunter,

A RENEGADE

"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

   
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 4:39 pm
(December 18, 2020 at 3:35 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Was it because humans became Gods favorites? Why satan still serves God by testing people like Job and yet he is a rebel?

Because Milton needed an antagonist for his epic poem.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 4:53 pm
BL Z Bub is anything but a rebel. Although, just like OJ, Lucifer got a bad rap.
Sadly, there wasn't a Kato for the founder of Hell inc.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 4:54 pm
(December 18, 2020 at 4:05 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: He was an Angel, and good at his job,
but he committed the ultimate sin

and testified against god.

A god that tried to kill innocent humans,
but got the woman he loved instead.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the seven circles of hell

an outlaw hunting outlaws

a bounty hunter,

A RENEGADE


How is he able to run fast and fight easily with that clothing on? This completely ignores aerodynamics and energy efficiency.

A real fighter would probably wear more spandex and running shoes.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 5:06 pm
Despite his love and allegiance, Satan learned through experience that God lacked mercy and was outright abusive.  So, despite being God's favorite, his morning star, Satan claimed the world and reopened the dojo.  This time, with more emphasis on kinship and empathy.
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 7:11 pm
(December 18, 2020 at 3:35 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Was it because humans became Gods favorites? Why satan still serves God by testing people like Job and yet he is a rebel?

No. That's what happens when you're not breast fed. Poor, poor Satan. Reactive attachment disorder is a bitch.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 9:32 pm
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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