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Whose 2nd coming would you like most?

Poll: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
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Steve Jobs
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Nikola Tesla
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Einstein
28.57%
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Leonardo da Vinci
14.29%
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John Lennon
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Jesus
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Someone else
14.29%
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Fuck 2nd comings
42.86%
 3 42.86%
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Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 10, 2021 at 1:44 pm
As a general rule of thumb I think dead people should stay dead.
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 10, 2021 at 3:09 pm
Pterry.

I'm still suffering from the withdrawal symptoms.
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 10, 2021 at 3:11 pm
(February 10, 2021 at 1:36 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 10, 2021 at 12:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You understand that someone has to be dead to qualify for the list, right? So, you could pick the Ramones.

Boru

Didn't you mention, just the other day, about not shoehorning ABBA into everything?

I did. And I have no better expectations now than I did then.

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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 11, 2021 at 4:20 am
I would really like it for Roger Ebert to come back. I've been watching the old episodes of Siskel & Ebert on youtube and really miss these guys commenting on new movies. So when the singularity comes I hope the AI recreates their personalities perfectly and brings back their show.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 11, 2021 at 5:03 am
Julius Caesar.

In March.

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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 11, 2021 at 6:58 am
Non-famous person: My father.

Famous person: Sherlock Holmes.

Fictional person: Jack the Ripper.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 11, 2021 at 7:55 am
HM3 Ho. I never got to say "thank you."
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 11, 2021 at 7:10 pm
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]This guy:
Jimi Hendrix

Fernando, you say:
I am going to instigate a riot here. While I love him, I love Vernon Reid of "Living Color" far more.

Hendrix certainly laid the groundwork for Vernon to do what he did, but if I am going to place bets on who can burn an axe at blazing speed, I put Vernon above Hendrix. Yes, I know, that is music blasphemy

I hear:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, my meth addled  brain has failed me yet again. My knowledge of musical talent is less than zero.

As states in a previous thread, you are certainly entitled to prefer Reid over Hendrix. However, when it come to overall talent Reid couldn't even carry Jimi's amp. Reid is in no way, shape, or form in the same league as Hendrix.

Now sure, there are guitarists like Satriani, Vai, Malmsteen, and most assuredly Buckethead, who unquestionably manipulate the fretboard in ways that Hendrix could not. Although, none of them would exist without Hendrix.

Jimi completely reinvented the instrument. He ultimately changed the way the people saw what the instrument was capable of. Quite simply put, there is guitar work before the emergence of Hendrix, and then there is guitar work after. 

Perhaps you need to see some sort of specialist, maybe they can help you dislodge your head from your ass.
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 11, 2021 at 10:52 pm
Richard Feynman
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
February 12, 2021 at 11:20 am
(February 11, 2021 at 5:03 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Julius Caesar.

In March.

"Et tu, Beccs??"

But what if he said “Veni, Vidi, vici” instead?
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