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Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
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Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
Printed on those little heart candies. Or things you wouldn't want to see printed on cards."

"Glad I divorced you".

" You're not as good as you think."

"You have bigly hands."

"Restraining order"

"Where is my alimony?"
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
"May contain carcinogens".
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#3
RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
Roses are red,
Jumping’s for frogs,
Stop blaming your farts
On our three dogs.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
"When I said I had crabs, I wasn't talking about seafood"

"Free clinic"

"You were not even my 10th choice"

"If you are wondering why I am missing an arm, it is because you were laying on it when I woke up with you in the morning, and had to gnaw it off to get out of there."
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
"You can have the car, just don't use the breaks."
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 2:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: "You can have the car, just don't use the breaks."

brakes
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 3:47 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(February 13, 2021 at 2:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: "You can have the car, just don't use the breaks."

brakes

You are correct.
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
(February 13, 2021 at 4:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 13, 2021 at 3:47 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: brakes

You are correct.

Really? You’re just going to accept that like a grown-up?

Who are you and what have you done with the REAL Brian?? 

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Valentine's "Things you don't want to see"
"If your box of chocolates tastes like bitter almonds, it is an acquired taste."

"I bought you a vacuum cleaner."

"I booked us a table at Hardees".

"I got us a Valentine's suit at the hotel, it has a coin operated vibrating bed."

"You're complaining that I got the flowers out of your own garden?"

"You misunderstood me. I didn't say you looked like the Mona Lisa, I said you moan like my co worker Lisa."

"Don't feel bad that your pills are smaller than the Higgs Boson particle, I am always glad when football season comes around."
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