Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 30, 2024, 6:52 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Relationship Tips And Tricks
#11
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 1:17 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 1:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Not always...

I have known a couple of women who were " one and done"......

Never met one. I've known a few who begged for a few minutes to recover their breathing..

I knew one that would finish - and if you took too long to catch up - she would nod off and begin
snoring.
Reply
#12
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
LOL
Reply
#13
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
Don't go in through the out door.

[Image: cce24d1f62d7b5fa278837767b5f2b45.jpg]
[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]
Reply
#14
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When your SO asks where you're taking them for dinner, don't tell them. Ask them to guess. Then take them to the first place they name. It saves you the trouble of both picking the restaurant and the risk of taking them someplace they won't like.

Any others?

Boru

I won't get in the car until she names the place. But that still does not guarantee where we eat, just eliminates the debate.

Damn womens prerogatives!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Reply
#15
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 3:35 pm)brewer Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When your SO asks where you're taking them for dinner, don't tell them. Ask them to guess. Then take them to the first place they name. It saves you the trouble of both picking the restaurant and the risk of taking them someplace they won't like.

Any others?

Boru

I won't get in the car until she names the place. But that still does not guarantee where we eat, just eliminates the debate.

Damn womens prerogatives!

But that’s just it - she HAS named the place. 

‘So, where are we eating?’

‘Have a guess.’

‘Umm...Curry King?’

*you stare at her* ‘That’s uncanny!’ 

You’re a hero for ‘picking’ the restaurant she was thinking of.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Reply
#16
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 3:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 3:35 pm)brewer Wrote: I won't get in the car until she names the place. But that still does not guarantee where we eat, just eliminates the debate.

Damn womens prerogatives!

But that’s just it - she HAS named the place. 

‘So, where are we eating?’

‘Have a guess.’

‘Umm...Curry King?’

*you stare at her* ‘That’s uncanny!’ 

You’re a hero for ‘picking’ the restaurant she was thinking of.

Boru

Then half way there, "Honey I changed my mind, lets go to La Casita Taqueria."

Yes dear.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Reply
#17
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Reply
#18
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.

Indeed

[Image: itsatrap-2.jpg]
Reply
#19
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.

That’s an easy one - the answer is always, ‘No’ without qualifiers.

The tricky question is, ‘Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Reply
#20
RE: Relationship Tips And Tricks
(March 17, 2021 at 5:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 4:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When she asks, "does this make me look fat?" run!

It's a trap.

That’s an easy one - the answer is always, ‘No’ without qualifiers.

The tricky question is, ‘Which one of my friends do you think is the prettiest?’

Boru

Wait! Don't tell me. Was it the one I was with last night?
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Your Ideal Relationship Arrangement FrustratedFool 135 11446 November 16, 2023 at 5:24 pm
Last Post: Thumpalumpacus
  [Serious] Relationship Advice zwanzig 8 1615 December 11, 2022 at 1:03 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  People who throw tantrums of ending a relationship Der/die AtheistIn 8 1747 May 4, 2019 at 11:17 am
Last Post: arewethereyet
  Should you end the relationship with a person for one big mistake? Der/die AtheistIn 21 2267 March 12, 2019 at 10:03 pm
Last Post: arewethereyet



Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)