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Obsolete Clichés!
#1
Obsolete Clichés!
Just went to the waterfront fish and chip shop to buy some dinner.

"CHEAP AS CHIPS" my arse !!!
minimum chips was $7
I counted them... 27 of them!

is there a criminal hotline I can call or sumfin Dunno

(they were very nice but that's not the point!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#2
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
"Clean as a whistle!"

A whistle might be full of SARS-CoV-2...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#3
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
'As real as butter and eggs.' Butter has been mostly replaced by gruck we're told eggs are pure evil.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#4
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
'As fit as a Mallee bull'

Yeah, right.
That's why they taste so nice! Full of fat!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#5
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
"Winston tastes good like a cigarette should"

No cigarette tastes "good", no matter what Fred Flintstone says.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_ta...tte_should
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#6
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
Keep your nose to the grindstone.

Why the hell wound you want a bloody nose?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#7
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
"if you want to make something of yourself, put your head down and arse up"

I'm sure big bubba would love that attitude if you ever find yourself in jail !
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#8
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
'You've gone all round the houses'. Not anymore, what with angry dogs and security cameras.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#9
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
I’ve never heard of half of these
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#10
RE: Obsolete Clichés!
A fine kettle of fish.

The whole concept is revolting.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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