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Having fun at other people's expense.

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Having fun at other people's expense.
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Having fun at other people's expense.
June 8, 2021 at 5:38 pm
Post here with helpful dirty tricks and whatnot that we can use in our daily life.

Lately - when I get a number I don't recognize - usually telemarketers - I answer with -

"Fraud Division.... Detective Goldman, can I help you?"


Amazing how quick they hang up....
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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 8, 2021 at 6:29 pm
I used to work in defense. The latest secure phones would tell you who was calling and from what number. When someone I knew called, I'd pick up and answer with a gruff voice, "Pentagon." There would be dead silence while (I imagine) the caller looked at their phone to make sure they had called the right number.  Panic At least I was amused.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 8, 2021 at 7:01 pm
Sometimes, a guy will cut me off in traffic, so I'll follow him to his home and beat him senseless in front of his wife and children, finishing off by spitting on his broken, bleeding body.

Fun is where you find it.

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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 9, 2021 at 7:18 am
Let's dial it back to something less than felonious, shall we? 

Somehere between whoopie cushion and aggraved assault....
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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 9, 2021 at 7:48 am
You have your fun, I’ll have mine.

Boru
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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 9, 2021 at 8:08 am
(June 9, 2021 at 7:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You have your fun, I’ll have mine.

Boru
Fair nuf...

Although you might reconsider in Texas....

Even the kids pack iron.....


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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 9, 2021 at 8:57 am
Oh, crap, now you done it. Ol' #37 is gonna come chuffing in here steaming over chocolate firearms.
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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 9, 2021 at 10:51 am
(June 9, 2021 at 8:57 am)Fireball Wrote: Oh, crap, now you done it. Ol' #37 is gonna come chuffing in here steaming over chocolate firearms.

Like saying Betelguise three times?


Only not as amusing?
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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 9, 2021 at 11:37 am
(June 9, 2021 at 8:08 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 9, 2021 at 7:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You have your fun, I’ll have mine.

Boru
Fair nuf...

Although you might reconsider in Texas....

Even the kids pack iron.....


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RE: Having fun at other people's expense.
June 9, 2021 at 12:40 pm
Simply responding to ur SO’s departing “I love you” with “ok, bye” is usually enough to fan the coals around here. I’ve unscrewed shampoo bottle tops and added fart spray to masks. That spark ur imagination?
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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