Daily conspiracy

[Fake Messiah]

Wow, NewsNation has an "exclusive" interview with a green beret who claims he summoned space monsters with his psychic powers and is showing blurry and pixelated video "evidence" of the "non-human" entities.

[Fake Messiah]

Republican Congressman Tim Burchett filmed walking through streets of DC rambling about space aliens that live at the bottom of the ocean.

[h4ym4n]

Interesting questions this guy brings up

[Fake Messiah]

But I saw the MF at a gas station last week.

Priscilla Presley Just Shut Down Those Elvis Conspiracy Theories

Despite decades of conspiracy theories suggesting otherwise, Priscilla Presley isn’t buying into any speculation about Elvis Presley’s death. In a recent interview with People magazine for their September cover story, the King of Rock and Roll’s ex-wife set the record straight.

To put it simply: Elvis Presley did, in fact, die on Aug. 16, 1977.

"There's been so much that's untruthful out there," Priscilla tells the publication. "Things like Elvis is still alive and hidden somewhere."

"I wish he was still alive," she adds.

https://tasteofcountry.com/priscilla-pre...-theories/

[Fake Messiah]

Where were you when the world's first conspiracy theory came out?

Today in History - September 23: The tiny 'clue' in world's first conspiracy theory

On September 23, 1969, leading British newspapers reported that legendary musician Paul McCartney was dead as a bizarre conspiracy theory hit its peak.

Rumours about the demise of the beloved member of The Beatles group began circulating when a student newspaper in the mid-western US published a report just a few days before.

It claimed he'd been killed in 1966 and replaced by a look-a-like.

The student paper, which ran the headline "Paul is dead", said McCartney had been tragically killed in a car crash on his way home from a studio where he'd been recording the Sgt. Pepper album.

The other members of The Beatles sought to shield their beloved fans from the shattering news by replacing McCartney with the winner of a Paul McCartney look-a-like competition, called William Campbell.

The story spread like wildfire: major US radio stations began reporting the death of McCartney before it spread across the Atlantic, and leading tabloid papers in the UK picked it up.

It soon became the world's first conspiracy theory.

One example picked up by proponents was from the band's famous Abbey Road album cover. It shows McCartney as the only Beatle walking barefoot and out of step with the others. In some cultures, the dead are buried without wearing shoes.

https://amp.9news.com.au/article/e53d5e3...6d1ea33598

[Fake Messiah]

There was a conspiracy behind the broken escalator at the UN: someone deliberately broke it to make Trump have a heart attack by making him walk up the stairs.

The White House said an investigation had been launched into whether the moving stairway was stopped on purpose to humiliate the US president, who later bashed the global body in his speech to the UN general assembly in New York.

“If we find that these were UN and staffers who were purposefully trying to trip up, literally trip up the president and the first lady of the United States, well, there better be accountability for those people. And I will personally see to it,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Fox News on Tuesday evening.

Leavitt also posted to X after the incident: “If someone at the U.N. intentionally stopped the escalator … they need to be fired and investigated immediately.”

In a statement earlier in the day, Leavitt pointed to a report in the Times of London newspaper on Sunday saying that UN staff members had joked that they would turn off the escalators and “tell him they ran out of money” amid sweeping US funding cuts.

Several other White House figures and conservative commentators also speculated about a plot against Trump.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...alfunction

[Fake Messiah]

Drones buzzing airports are not Putin's – but alien-controlled UFOs says Uri Geller

He has called on governments to ‘stop gaslighting the public’ and ‘come clean’ that the mystery craft are ‘not human-controlled’.

Geller predicted there will be more sightings in the ‘coming months’ across ‘airports, cities and military bases worldwide’ - and told the public to ‘watch the skies but don’t believe the lies’.

“It’s about to get busy up there,” he warned. Geller, who claims he was shown ‘frozen alien bodies’ recovered from a UFO crash site inside a NASA base in the ‘70s, spoke out after Aalborg Airport in Denmark was forced to close after drones were spotted in its airspace.

“Authorities call the operator a ‘capable actor’ with advanced skills - but think about it. If these were hobby drones how could they hover over airports for hours, evade detection, and disappear at will? If they were military drones, why flash lights like a show?

“The excuses are the same as last year - ‘hobby drones’ or foreign military tech. Ridiculous. It’s the same playbook used to dismiss Roswell in 1947 as a ‘weather balloon’.

“Friends, here’s the truth: we are NOT in control of our skies. These craft are demonstrating superior technology and intelligence. They are UFOs, by definition, and they are not human-controlled.

“It’s time for governments to stop gaslighting the public and come clean! These sightings are part of the undeniable reality: we are NOT alone.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...s-35964304


But it's also not just the spoon bender who claims this, but also reporter Ross Coulthart:

“Something or someone is demonstrating an ability to operate with total impunity. The absolute assurance of knowledge that they cannot be tracked or detected.

They are operating craft of some kind which are far beyond the capabilities of existing known technology.”

[GrandizerII]

Another dumb conspiracy theory for the day, this one linking the movie Snake Eyes (of all things) to the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Morons hard at work atm editing the Wikipedia article to reflect that perceived link.

https://www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-ni...y-10790107

[Fake Messiah]

Trump Posts an Absolutely Bonkers AI Video in Which He Promotes a Magic ‘Med Bed’ That Can Cure Any Disease

President Donald Trump shared a bizarre AI video to social media in which he’s seen promoting “med beds” — a far-right conspiracy involving a magical bed that can supposedly heal any sickness.

“Every American will soon receive their own medbed card,” AI Trump said. “With it, you’ll have guaranteed access to our new hospitals led by the top doctors in the nation, equipped with the most advanced technology in the world. This is the beginning of a new era in American healthcare.”

For years, some on the extreme right have promoted the conspiracy theory that the U.S. military is in possession of technology — in the form of magic “med beds” — which can singlehandedly cure any disease and extend human life. The beds can supposedly even regrow missing limbs within minutes.

The conspiracy theory holds, however, that liberal billionaires were keeping the revolutionary beds from the public, and they would not be made widely available until Trump was back in office. Yet the promotion of these magic beds from Trump himself seems likely to breathe life into these conspiracy theories on some of the darker corners of the internet.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trum...y-disease/

[AFTT47]

Someone needs to tell the damn fool that hostility to science leads to incantations and blood-letting rather than his med-bed.