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Daily conspiracy
#81
RE: Daily conspiracy
Uri Geller is obviously trying to tell us that we live in a Matrix and that he is Neo

[Image: Uri-Geller.jpg]

I mean you got to admit that this picture is spooky since he has spoons over his eyes and yet looks directly to the camera as if he can see through spoons!  Panic
"There is no spoon."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#82
RE: Daily conspiracy
We've ruled out the cameraman lining up on the Urinal?
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#83
RE: Daily conspiracy
Oh no! How can you be so banal? I mean on one side we have a possibility that we live in a matrix, that we are actually in the future surrounded by robots and who knows what kind of a world and we need to wake up and Geller can fly in the sky and he will wake us all up because he's the chosen one (and you can only imagine who chose him here in the matrix, that's why we need to wake up)
--- and on the other the side it was just a photographer who stepped in.

The the depression inducing banality itself excludes it as a possibility because it's so small compared to alternative.



Btw here's an interesting psychological study about UFO cult and people that believed how they were communicating with the aliens who are coming for them to save them from the inevitable disaster and how they were leaving their jobs, their money, their spouses and lot more.

I mean if you have time it's worth a listen



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#84
RE: Daily conspiracy
Hundreds rally to preserve right not to vaccinate children amid measles outbreak

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/washing...019-02-08/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#85
RE: Daily conspiracy
K.I.S.S.
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#86
RE: Daily conspiracy
Christians have made a documentary about aliens! Finally a take from a sober group of people. One of the main questions they try to answer is why are aliens so afraid of the name 'Jesus' when people yell that name during alien abductions that aliens actually stop the abduction and run away back to their saucers. (1:37)


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#87
RE: Daily conspiracy
Exorcist in Kashmir is healing people possessed by jinns but only 5% of his customers are really possessed by jinns and "others are just depressed" (sounds familiar?)
Let's face it: conspiracy theories and religions are the same shit.


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#88
RE: Daily conspiracy
Oh no! Did you know that sex with a woman can make you gay? Only if you are a brainwashed Christian male.


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#89
RE: Daily conspiracy
(February 11, 2019 at 8:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Christians have made a documentary about aliens! Finally a take from a sober group of people. One of the main questions they try to answer is why are aliens so afraid of the name 'Jesus' when people yell that name during alien abductions that aliens actually stop the abduction and run away back to their saucers. (1:37)


 Really. Oh dear.  I still haven't recovered from seeing bits of some opus with little Kirky Cameron.

An aside: I once asked one of my teaching brothers about what would happen to beings on other planets. He told me they will have their very own Jesus. Pretty sure he wasn't a Mormon in disguise.

One of the funniest books/ movie about Irish Catholicism I've come across is "Angela's Ashes"--I think it's probably a lot funnier if you have an Irish Catholic background.(as I do)
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#90
RE: Daily conspiracy
Did you know that government sponsored daycare is a nefarious Democratic plot to take away children from their parents and increase immigration?



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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