Daily conspiracy

[Ranjr]

Like momma used to say, ain't nuthin you can't fix with a Faraday cage.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I had this '58 Chevrolet Biscayne...

[Fake Messiah]

What? Obama won't disclose to Stephen Colbert whether he knows anything about UFOs and aliens. He also says: “Remember when Roswell was the biggest conspiracy, and now that seems so tame? The idea that the government might have an alien spaceship? That’s nothin’!”

https://youtu.be/V-Q8MFjlQ2Y?t=590

[Fake Messiah]

Former Israeli space security chief says aliens exist, humanity not ready

This "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.

Speaking in an interview to Yediot Aharonot, Eshed – who served as the head of Israel's space security program for nearly 30 years and is a three-time recipient of the Israel Security Award – explained that Israel and the US have both been dealing with aliens for years.

And this by no means refers to immigrants, with Eshed clarifying the existence of a "Galactic Federation."

The 87-year-old former space security chief gave further descriptions about exactly what sort of agreements have been made between the aliens and the US, which ostensibly have been made because they wish to research and understand "the fabric of the universe." This cooperation includes a secret underground base on Mars, where there are American and alien representatives.

Eshed insists that Trump is aware of them, and that he was "on the verge" of disclosing their existence. However, the Galactic Federation reportedly stopped him from doing so, saying they wished to prevent mass hysteria since they felt humanity needed to "evolve and reach a stage where we will... understand what space and spaceships are," Yediot Aharonot reported.

https://www.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli...ady-651405

[Mister Agenda]

Ever notice how closely aliens adhere to out movie and TV depictions of them? I even hear the Pleiadeans in our Solar System are led by a human-looking guy named Adama (remember who let the fleet in Battlestar Galactica?).

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Greys weren't "grey" until what's-his-name book came out.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The cousins are talking about hijacking a shipment of vaccine and giving it to "the people who really deserve it." Meanwhile others are saying the vaccine is just a way to put "Satan's chip" in them, so they can be tracked.* And others who are saying that the whole Covid thing is just a scam by Big Somebody.

*One of the cousins was doing that tracking chip shit and I asked him if his dog was chipped.

"Damn straight, that hound cost me $300 as a puppy."

"Okay, show me how that dog can be tracked."

"You have to get the machine right up on him to get a reading."

"See the problem?"

"About what?"

"Never mind."

[Fake Messiah]

Popular Mechanics, not you too!!

Leaked Government Photo Shows ‘Motionless, Cube-Shaped’ UFO



A leaked photo purportedly shows unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP).

It’s likely that an F/A-18 pilot captured the photo while flying above the Atlantic in 2018.

The photo is said to come from a 2018 report issued by the government’s UAP task force—the official unit that replaces the Pentagon’s secret UFO program.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/militar...ed-object/

They also claim it's not a balloon, and yet it looks exactly like a solar balloon. People are desperate for clicks these days.

[Angrboda]

I'm reminded of when the bus pulled up to the stop in downtown St. Paul last night. There were 3-4 gray shopping bags being swirled about the street by the passage of cars and buses, and it looked for all the world like several large rats were running around in the street until you got up close to them.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm reminded of when the bus pulled up to the stop in downtown St. Paul last night.  There were 3-4 gray shopping bags being swirled about the street by the passage of cars and buses, and it looked for all the world like several large rats were running around in the street until you got up close to them.

"Night of the Comet."