Daily conspiracy

[Fake Messiah]

Senator Marco Rubio is seeing flying saucers hovering above Pentagon and all over, and claims that we will never know what they are - but I know what they are: they are made up a diversion from the fact that Marco isn't doing anything, like his job

[Fake Messiah]

Amanda Arnold at NY Mag is pretty sure the UFOs in the presumably imminent Pentagon UFO report are, indeed, aliens.

“Demi Lovato says she once entered peaceful talks with extraterrestrial life forms — if you want to argue that aliens do not exist, go ahead, but then how do you explain that?”
https://www.thecut.com/2021/03/an-upcomi...plain.html

[Fake Messiah]

So the covid was invented for the government to weaken the church, and when the church gets weak the government takes over and tracks Christians with the secret chip in the vaccine which also bears the mark of the beast.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

One of my cousins put up a sign outside his trailer/church: Snakes don't get Covid. Come on in.

[Fake Messiah]

Ha! Now they got her!

Within minutes of the Ever Given ship getting stuck in Egypt’s Suez Canal on Wednesday, QAnon supporters were spreading wild conspiracies that the ship was operated by Hillary Clinton and carrying a cargo of child sex slaves.

The claims were based on the fact that the Taiwanese shipping company that operates the ship is called Evergreen, which was Clinton’s secret service name when she was first lady.

The baseless theory was given further credence — in the minds of QAnon followers at least — when it emerged that the ship’s call sign was “H3RC” which is close enough to Clinton’s own initials (HRC) for QAnon followers to make the link.

The theory quickly spread on Telegram and Gab, the platforms QAnon followers have fled to in the wake of a purge by mainstream social networks in recent months.

the ship’s captain looks a lot like Monica Lewinsky.

The theory goes on to compare the shipping canal to a birth canal, positing that the  incident was a sign that new information about the unmasking of the deep state was about to come to light. 
“Using a canal is symbolic of a birthing canal. Things are about to happen worldwide. The birthing of the information coming from this mess will be the beginning of the end of the deep state.”

Many QAnon supporters are also pointing to an old post by the group’s anonymous leader Q, who wrote cryptically in February 2018 to “watch the water” — a phrase that’s been rolled out repeatedly over the years as “proof” that the QAnon conspiracy is real whenever something happens on or near water.

The ship situation isn’t the first time QAnon followers have used the company Evergreen as a way of linking Clinton to some real-world incident. Back in August, QAnon followers tried to link her to the massive explosion in Beirut that killed over 150 people, all because an Evergreen shipping container was seen in video footage from the blast site.

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/dy8n...tting-wild

[Angrboda]

Why more of these people aren't candidates for the Darwin Awards is a mystery to me.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Why more of these people aren't candidates for the Darwin Awards is a mystery to me.

The Suez is fluffy. I was in the support unit for the USN helos that were sweeping the canal of mines after peace broke out back in the '70s. I command a crack unit of pool tables, pinball machines, exercise equipment, and so on.

[Fake Messiah]

Guess who saved the day again

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

You wanna conspiracy? I gotcha conspiracy!



Boru

[HappySkeptic]

I always thought that laughing Sun Baby seemed sinister.