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Daily conspiracy
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‘The Wire’ Creator David Simon Rips Into Baltimore Bridge Conspiracists, Calls Marjorie Taylor Greene A “Complete Submoronic Pratfall Of A Human Being’

In response to one post – which has been restricted to followers – Simon wrote, “There are already video and radio transmissions online suggesting a series of power failures and loss of steering on the vessel. You can certainly speculate wildly and no one can stop you, but doing so doesn’t make you any less the asshole here.”

Told by one X user that Fox News was speculating over whether migrants or diversity hires played a role in the tragedy, Simon said, “Shitheels, down to the last debased newsroom intern.”

When another poster asked, “Isn’t it possible that this was a deliberate terrorist attack rather than a tragic accident?,” Simon retorted, “It’s possible that you’re a useless shitheel rando on an internet hellsite speculating wildly and without regard to what is already known by authorities in Baltimore. Quick, have someone fund your podcast. You’ll go far.”

To a poster who called Baltimore a “mismanaged, failed state,” Simon offered a well-worded correction: “The port is a state-run entity and nothing whatsoever to do with Baltimore municipal government, you absolute submoron.”

To Anthony Sabatini, the former Florida congressman who wrote “DEI did this” – referring to diversity, equity and inclusion – Simon took no prisoners. “Your mother did you, but after a hard life of service on a truck-stop lot, can we really hold her loosened, battered womb responsible for dropping you head-first on the Winnebago floor and burdening our society with another empty, racist demagogue thereafter? We cannot.”

https://deadline.com/2024/03/david-simon...235868804/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Madge is now trying to make people believe that the ship that ran into the Francis Scott Key bridge was a terrorist attack.

Would someone please muzzle her? Superglue her lips together? Something?
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(March 28, 2024 at 12:33 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Madge is now trying to make people believe that the ship that ran into the Francis Scott Key bridge was a terrorist attack.

Would someone please muzzle her?  Superglue her lips together?  Something?

Super glue her feet to the floor and light the building.
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(March 23, 2024 at 1:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Omfg, chemtrails are real because Tennessee is trying to ban them

Quote:Tennessee is trying to ban 'chemtrails' from planes based on a wild conspiracy theory

Lawmakers in Tennessee are trying to ban chemtrails in a bill based on a conspiracy theory.

SB 2691 passed in the Senate on Monday, according to The Tennessean. It has not yet advanced in the house.

The chemtrail conspiracy theory claims that commercial aircraft spray chemicals into the atmosphere for malign purposes.

This is referenced in the state's bill, which claims the federal government "may conduct geoengineering experiments by intentionally dispersing chemicals into the atmosphere."

The bill says: "The intentional injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of chemicals, chemical compounds, substances, or apparatus within the borders of this state into the atmosphere with the express purpose of affecting temperature, weather, or the intensity of the sunlight is prohibited."

In reality, the trails produced by jets, called contrails, are made of water vapor.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tennesse...2024-3?amp

It's not intentional for those express purposes. They ought to be told that it's dihydrogen monoxide, just to wind them up.  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(March 28, 2024 at 1:18 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 23, 2024 at 1:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Omfg, chemtrails are real because Tennessee is trying to ban them

It's not intentional for those express purposes. They ought to be told that it's dihydrogen monoxide, just to wind them up.  Hehe

Great - all they have to do is create a jet fuel that doesn’t produce water vapor as a by-product. Easy peasy.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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"Too close to Tennessee- switch to batteries!".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(March 28, 2024 at 1:18 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(March 23, 2024 at 1:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Omfg, chemtrails are real because Tennessee is trying to ban them

It's not intentional for those express purposes. They ought to be told that it's dihydrogen monoxide, just to wind them up.  Hehe

Well, dihydrogen monoxide IS the universal solvent. It even causes a reddish brown stain on IRON that eventually leads to the destruction of the item. We CAN'T BREATHE THIS SHIT! It can completely cover a large body of water and render it unreachable. Even if you're dying of thirst!






And it waters the fuck out of whiskey, that alone is enough to make it illegal.
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Oh, the terrors of DHMO.

Exposure is found in every case of cancer, in large quantities it inhibits breathing, it has become very common in our atmosphere, and it is produced in quantity by many engines.
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(March 29, 2024 at 12:43 pm)polymath257 Wrote: Oh, the terrors of DHMO.

Exposure is found in every case of cancer, in large quantities it inhibits breathing, it has become very common in our atmosphere, and  it  is produced in quantity by many  engines.

Not to mention the most insidious aspect - 100% of people exposed to DHMO die, eventually.
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