Stupid things religious people say

[Ivan Denisovich]

The same people who say, ‘Don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant’ are the same people who based their whole religion around a woman who didn’t have sex and got pregnant.

Boru

She did have sex. Joseph was quite salty about it:

[Fake Messiah]

The next MAHA eating trend — according to the Bible

A growing number of Christian influencers on TikTok and Instagram are embracing “biblical eating,” a lifestyle focused on foods mentioned in the Bible which acts as a bridge between faith and nutrition. Some follow biblical-era ingredients closely, while others simply stick to whole, homemade foods — warning that processed foods harm both the body and soul.

“Sin entered into the world through food, and Satan doesn’t stop there. Food, for me, is really like a weapon of how I can fight back,” Kayla Bundy, a 27-year-old Christian content creator raised in Michigan who now lives in Bali, told The New York Times.

The trend has gained traction alongside the MAHA movement championed by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., which promotes raw dairy products, limits ultraprocessed foods and pushes narrower definitions of healthy eating. Biblical eating has also appealed to some GLP-1 users seeking high-protein, whole-food diets, according to the outlet.

Bundy said the approach, which has followed for eight years, includes eating foods like raw milk, sardines, sourdough bread and locally sourced ingredients. On TikTok, where she has over 500,000 followers, Bundy said the diet improved her skin, hair and depression, and she sells coaching sessions starting at about $700 per month. Bundy has openly admitted she lacks formal nutrition credentials, the Times reports.

Others are blending scripture with more conventional nutrition advice. Abbie Stasior, a 31-year-old Christian dietitian in Nashville, often starts with standard guidance like the importance of breakfast, then points to biblical passages such as Jesus eating bread and fish as an example of a balanced meal.

“He’s got carbs and protein,” she told the NYT.

In Georgia, stay-at-home mother Annalies Xaviera says her Facebook audience has surged from a few thousand to more than 300,000 as she posts biblical eating tips and sells a digital cookbook.

Xaviera describes her approach as focused on whole, home-cooked foods, though she still uses some processed items like pasta. She also encourages followers to reflect before eating. “When you’re in a craving, have you ever thought to stop and pray?” she told the Times.

A few years ago, the actor Chris Pratt talked about completing a Daniel fast when he was on “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.” In January, as part of his partnership with the prayer app Hallow, he posted a video encouraging his followers to use the app to participate in a fast and prayer challenge. The bean-heavy fast had made him quite gassy, he said with a laugh. Other celebrities, including Mark Wahlberg and Patricia Heaton, have been part of similar efforts with the app.

While “biblical eating” has seen a renewed surge on social media, the idea has been around in various forms for years. Books like “The Eden Diet” by Rita M. Hancock in 2008 and Jordan Rubin’s “The Maker’s Diet” in 2004 promoted Bible-based nutrition plans. Rubin’s 2025 book, “The Biblio Diet,” co-authored with Josh Axe, a supporter of the MAHA movement, continues that tradition by blending faith-based ideas with modern wellness trends.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world...76854.html


Actually, according to gospels, Jesus was a fat guy who overate, was a drunk and not only did he never wash his dirty hands before eating, he also didn't allow apostles to wash their hands as well. I guess these Bible eaters ignore these verses.

Matthew 11:19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’ But wisdom is proved right by her deeds.”

Mark 7:2 They noticed that some of his disciples failed to follow the Jewish ritual of hand washing before eating.

I guess they also don't eat their own children although that is on the Biblical menu.

Deuteronomy 28:53 And you shall eat the fruit of your womb, the flesh of your sons and daughters, whom the LORD your God has given you

[Fake Messiah]

Hear about the biblical values from a guy who has 7 kids from 3 different women all of whom he cheated on.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Hear about the biblical values from a guy who has 7 kids from 3 different women all of whom he cheated on.

He may want to look up some of the other Biblical things that make the Bible an absolute horror show. It reads like a script for a Dario Argento film.

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

Jennette McCurdy describes how it is to date a god-fearing Christian guy:

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Boru

[Fake Messiah]

At a federally-funded prayer event on the National Mall today, pastor and radio host Eric Metaxas told thousands of Christians that God spent two centuries waiting to raise up Donald Trump — to build a ballroom.

His verbatim words:

“It’s hard to believe that it would take two centuries for the Lord to raise up a great man to bring that ballroom finally to stand where it needs to stand. It’s extraordinary. We only had to wait two hundred years.”

The crowd cheered.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/insight/m...GM47316FC7

[Paleophyte]

"Oil Pipelines Align With Jesus," Danielle Smith Tells Christian Leaders

Smith is such an embarrassment.

[Fake Messiah]

I'm an exorcist... Here's the chilling encounter that made me believe UFOs are the work of Satan

Father Carlos Martins, an Ontario-born priest who has performed exorcisms around the world, believes the UFO phenomenon is part of a larger spiritual deception designed to undermine Christianity and cast doubt on the Bible.

The priest said a longtime friend who later converted to Christianity once witnessed a gigantic spacecraft hovering silently over a suburban park before it shot away 'instantly to the speed of a bullet.'

The object was allegedly so enormous that the two witnesses could see details on its surface and estimated it stretched across 'many football fields in size.' Yet despite the extraordinary sighting, no one else in the town appeared to notice the object, and there were no local news reports about the alleged encounter.

Years later, after converting to Christianity, Martins' friend came to believe the vision had not been an alien craft at all, but a supernatural illusion sent by the devil.

Martins said Satan could use belief in extraterrestrial civilizations to create 'a competing account' to Christian scripture and weaken belief in divine revelation.

'If the devil brings it about, he can put it into the human imagination that there is extraterrestrial life, that there are civilizations out there, then he can cause doubt in the Scriptures,' Martin said.

'What he's done then is set up a competing account to the Christian scriptures, something the Judeo-Christian scriptures cannot account for, and so there's an indirect repudiation of the truth of revelation. He's accomplished that.'

He said reports involving UFOs and alien encounters have increasingly appeared alongside exorcism cases during the last decade.

'There's definitely been a rise, I would say, in the last 10 years of integration of UFO and extraterrestrial, alien life stuff and exorcism,' Martins explained.

'The devil is perfectly capable of bending light. He's perfectly capable of causing a mirage and illusion,' the priest said. 'I mean, he is by far the greatest magician, the greatest sleight of hand performer that has ever existed.'

https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar...satan.html

[The Grand Nudger]

Talk about stumbling into a profound truth on accident. Yes..yes it was about 10 years ago that right wing evangelical charismatics in north america incorporated disclosure conspiracy theories into their supernatural worldviews. North american nativist intersectionality drove it past it's what the bleep phase.

[Fake Messiah]