Stupid things religious people say

[arewethereyet]

Do Mormons have to wear their magic underwear in heaven?

Probably. You're never supposed to take it off except to bathe or swim.

Look how hot and titillating this is. This is how the Mormons will be dressed in the next life.



If your Mormon wife(s) are dressed like that in heaven, it'd be like unwrapping a present. Remember when you take off her fig leaf apron(representing Eve's fig leaves when she realized she and Adam were naked) to whip it over your shoulder all cavalier like. Gotta spice it up somehow.

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by the by, that hand gesture they're doing is one of the sacred signs where you promise to slit your own throat than reveal the secrets of the temple. They changed it in the 80's because it freaked people out talking about slitting throats and disemboweling themselves.

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That's all pretty disturbing.

Those getups look like someone tried to throw together last minute Halloween costumes and then had to come up with a story to explain them.

[no one]

Sex in muslim heaven with 72 virgins, sounds more like the opposite of heaven.

[Angrboda]

Mormon beliefs and rituals are disturbing on multiple levels. It's like Scientology before there was a Scientology.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The Bible is silent on the matter of whether or not there is sex in heaven. The Quran seems to support the notion that there is.

Actually, it isn’t:

Matthew 22:30 ‘At the resurrection, people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.’   

Since angels are sexless beings, and people will be like the angels, it seems pretty clear that there won’t be rumpy-pumpy in the afterlife.

Boru

[brewer]

We are a CHRISTIAN NATION!

[zebo-the-fat]

The Bible is silent on the matter of whether or not there is sex in heaven. The Quran seems to support the notion that there is.

Actually, it isn’t:

Matthew 22:30 ‘At the resurrection, people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven.’   

Since angels are sexless beings, and people will be like the angels, it seems pretty clear that there won’t be rumpy-pumpy in the afterlife.

Boru

I'm not going then!

[no one]

Can I just link all of winter's posts?

[Mercyvessel]

Was going to post this in the gay thread, but it's better suited here.

American Idol finalist David Archuleta said God told him to come out publicly after a conversation they had while he was “literally outside doing yard work”.

The singer, who is also a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, proudly came out as part of the LGBT+ community in an Instagram post in June. Archuleta explained in the post that he felt he is part of a “spectrum of bisexual” and potentially could be asexual.

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/09/01/da...ican-idol/

No human being is perfect in and of themselves "for all have sinned and come short of the glory of GOD" so "judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye?" - Matthew 7:1-3

Therefore, "...work out your own salvation with fear and trembling" - Philippians 2:12

How does someone else's misdirection, or an inconsequential focus on the same profit me and my personal standing / status before the holy, Almighty GOD?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Yet another stupid thing religious people say:  

No human being is perfect in and of themselves "for all have sinned and come short of the glory of GOD" so "judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye?" - Matthew 7:1-3

Therefore, "...work out your own salvation with fear and trembling" - Philippians 2:12

How does someone else's misdirection, or an inconsequential focus on the same profit me and my personal standing / status before the holy, Almighty GOD?

Boru

[Fake Messiah]