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Stupid things religious people say
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 RE: Stupid things religious people say
November 25, 2022 at 7:59 am
(This post was last modified: November 25, 2022 at 7:59 am by h4ym4n.)
Lady at the Walmart shooting said stupidly,
“By the grace of god the bullet just missed my head” Translation, god kept me from going to paradise today. 
“Based on a true story that hasn’t happened yet.”
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
"For God's sake".
More like "For Universes(plural) sake" 
"A man who does not believe in God will believe anything." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)
 Yeah, and I'm King Isildur!
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
My parents had a different explanation than Autumn's. It had more to do with the "N" kid in the wrong place.
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November 28, 2022 at 1:48 pm
(This post was last modified: November 28, 2022 at 1:48 pm by Fake Messiah.)
“A Chapel on the Moon: 2000 A.D.” were blueprints for the future church on the moon imagined by the Catholic Church, and displayed in the 1967 issue of the Catholic magazine Liturgical Arts. The architect who sketched the design was Mark Mills.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
jesus loves me this I know
for the bible tells me so they are weak but he is strong that's why they made this stupid song
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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I haven't flown in a long time, but several years ago I went to California for a seminar. Normally I reserve a window seat. Since I didn't make my reservations, my employer did, I ended up in a middle seat on the way back to South Carolina.
I was between two women and had headphones on to listen to my CD player and had a book to pass the time. They started talking across me which I normally would have just dealt with, but they started discussing 'The Left Behind' series of books. After about half an hour of inwardly rolling my eyes, I offered to switch seats with either one of them. They were just so in love with that series of books, which was pretty new at the time. In and among this fasifuckingnating discussion, I learned about how god saved the one lady's son from his autism. Window seat now mine, volume turned up on what was probably some very unChristian music. It's not like you can go far to escape in a plane. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius |
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