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Stupid things religious people say

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Stupid things religious people say
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#831
RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 9, 2023 at 9:09 am
(October 9, 2023 at 9:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: John Oliver had a segment about homeschooling and this is from a biology textbook published by a Christian University (Bob Jones U)...

He lost me at "biblical evidence".
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 9, 2023 at 9:12 am
"tends to support"? A banana hammock "tends to support".
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#833
RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 9, 2023 at 3:44 pm
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 9, 2023 at 4:03 pm
^ That guy is one evil looking SoB, and he talks that way, too.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 9, 2023 at 5:17 pm
Hmmm.. this god made a whole universe... but he needs money? sounds a bit strange to me!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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#836
RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 9, 2023 at 5:19 pm
God doesn't need money. His spokespeople do.
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#837
RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 9, 2023 at 5:23 pm
Well God could just be a person, in which case He might need money. Or maybe He needs money to fund his creation-improvements.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 10, 2023 at 7:27 am
God wants you to give the money because it requires constant revalidation. It's a needy bitch always always always asking if you still love it. Or so the story goes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 10, 2023 at 7:45 am
(October 9, 2023 at 5:17 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Hmmm.. this god made a whole universe... but he needs money?   sounds a bit strange to me!

I heard one say that Satan made gold. He then went direction into begging for money. Hilarious
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 10, 2023 at 7:47 am
(October 9, 2023 at 5:23 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Well God could just be a person, in which case He might need money. Or maybe He needs money to fund his creation-improvements.

Or to buy Twitter and set it free once again.
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