Stupid things religious people say

[Fake Messiah]

Televangelist claims aliens invaded her body, took her eggs

Katie Souza, whose show “Healing Your Soul” airs on Trinity Broadcasting Network and Faith Broadcasting Network, told her YouTube channel Friday she was a child victim of an extraterrestrial conspiracy to create alien-human hybrids.

“I was visited when I was a young girl and aliens — alien beings — implanted an interdimensional device in me that harvested my eggs over my lifetime,” said Souza, 63. “This device obviously was harvesting them right when they would mature so that they could then … try to create a hybrid child.”

Souza, who founded a popular prison ministry in 2006 after her own release from prison, said thousands of other women have had this happen to them too, though many remain unaware. She said alien implantation is a cause of infertility, as well as other mysterious illnesses and unexplainable anger.

Souza has a book coming out Tuesday, warning Christians of what she calls the “alien agenda” of genetic corruption. “Star Gods” is being published by Charisma Media, a Christian company with a successful track record of bestselling books about End Times prophecy, spiritual warfare and demonic oppression.

https://roysreport.com/televangelist-cla...-her-eggs/

[AFTT47]

Sounds like a 1974 TV movie called The Stranger Within. Very similar plot.

[Fake Messiah]

They really don't understand how medicine works, don't they?

Massachusetts Gov. Healey faces Catholic excommunication threat over abortion bill

An online petition calling on Boston Archbishop Richard Henning to excommunicate Healey has collected over 19,000 signatures since pro-life advocacy group LifeSite launched it on Wednesday.

The petition accuses Healey of sinning “gravely against God by legalizing the killing of babies until birth” and urges Henning to declare her excommunicated following her “scandalous betrayal of God’s law.” It argues that such penalties exist to “prompt the repentance of sinners and the salvation of souls.”

When a person is excommunicated, they are barred from participating in Church rituals, such as receiving Holy Communion.

Adding to the pressure, Kelsey Reinhardt, president of the independent lobbying group CatholicVote, sent a letter to Massachusetts bishops describing excommunication as a “censure whose explicit purpose is not retribution but conversion.”

Pointing to the legislation as a “horrendous lesson taught by a Catholic governor,” Reinhardt wrote that church law offers an opportunity to inform Healey “that she has gone somewhere she cannot remain without consequence. The purpose is to bring back her soul.”

https://www.bostonherald.com/2026/08/15/...on-threat/

[Fake Messiah]

Finally! Kirk Cameron apologizes for his crappy, unwatchable movies, or at least crappy scenes in them.

And, of course, he apologized to God instead of the audience because nobody watches his movies anyway.

Kirk Cameron ‘apologized to God’ after filming a scene that made him concerned about his own marriage

The Growing Pains star and Christian evangelist has been looking back on his filmography, prior to and following his conversion to Christianity in the late 1980s. In a video titled "I Apologized to God After Filming This Scene" that Cameron shared to his YouTube account in July, the actor revisited the 2008 Christian marital drama Fireproof, which stirred up a lot of feelings.

"I often wonder what my kids think of this when they watch the movie now and they see me playing married to some other woman, and then me yelling and screaming like I'm right about to," he said, before rolling a clip from the film, in which he and costar Erin Bethea engage in a heated argument.

"I've never talked like that to my wife, to their mom," Cameron explained. "It actually made me super uncomfortable to even do this, particularly as someone who believes that you're to honor your wife; in fact, the director got upset with me that I wasn't angry enough in this scene until I reached this level."

Cameron then played another scene from the film, which sees him and Bethea's characters, the unhappily married Caleb and Catherine Holt, spat over bills, chores, child care, and work woes. The end of the scene finds Caleb shouting in Catherine's face.

"Man, that is so uncomfortable for me to watch. And boy, my sons would drop me if they ever saw me speak to my wife that way," the actor continued. "I remember actually apologizing to God after doing that."

Cameron explained that he felt obliged to seek absolution for the act, simulated though it may have been, "because I should never speak to anyone that way, let alone my wife, even if it's just an on-screen wife. I hoped that I hadn't raised my own emotional ceiling to where that would affect the way that I responded to my real wife in real life."

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/kirk-cameron-a...59004.html