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RE: Stupid things religious people say
October 6, 2026 at 11:42 pm
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Atheists, have you ever wondered that the reason you don't believe in God is because you just haven't heard Jesus's message in the right way?
Maybe you need a Porsche sermon to bring you closer to Christ. In 12 Stone Church a priest brings a Porsche 911 GT3 RS on the altar to make the gospel's message more clear.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
Yesterday at 9:51 am
I keep running into people on FB who confidently state that I secretly believe in God because I know what God is. I never run into that kind of pushback about the Tooth Fairy, for some reason.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
Yesterday at 12:55 pm
Halloween is demonic. Better repent and find Jesus.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
Yesterday at 7:38 pm
The end of the world is coming on October 12–13
South African pastor Joshua Mlakela claims that God and Jesus appeared to him in a vision and gave him the exact dates of the apocalypse.
So it’s probably best not to plan anything too serious for next week
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
Yesterday at 7:39 pm
^Can't wait.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
Today at 2:46 am
Again?
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
11 hours ago
(Yesterday at 7:38 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: The end of the world is coming on October 12–13
South African pastor Joshua Mlakela claims that God and Jesus appeared to him in a vision and gave him the exact dates of the apocalypse.
So it’s probably best not to plan anything too serious for next week
Time to max out those credit cards, kiddies!!
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
1 hour ago
This is a fitness sermon where a preacher is using a salmon ladder (the Ninja Warrior-style) as a stage prop to preach the gospel.
So, did you get the Jesus's message?
And ask yourself this, my dear atheists:
Through how many burning hoops must preachers jump, and how many things must they juggle while walking on a high-wire, and how many balls must they walk on, and from how many cannons must they be fired for you to believe in Jesus Christ?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
1 hour ago
(1 hour ago)Fake Messiah Wrote: This is a fitness sermon where a preacher is using a salmon ladder (the Ninja Warrior-style) as a stage prop to preach the gospel.
So, did you get the Jesus's message?
And ask yourself this, my dear atheists:
Through how many burning hoops must preachers jump, and how many things must they juggle while walking on a high-wire, and how many balls must they walk on, and from how many cannons must they be fired for you to believe in Jesus Christ?
Well, this would come pretty close.
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