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Why does God care about S E X?
#81
RE: Why does God care about S E X?
Quote:God would rather you masturbate than have sex with strange females.

Actually, God would rather you not masturbate at all. I'm pretty sure any sexual action that isn't with your spouse is a sexual sin and that include masturbation.

And I think God only approves of the missionary position for you and your spouse. How dreadful.

But hey if you never have sex with anyone and never masturbate you'll be considered pure and beyond the taint of women. As it said somewhere in Revelations. Can't remember where.
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#82
RE: Why does God care about S E X?
If we are going to talk about going too far, Jesus did say that men are welcome to cut off their testicles for the kingdom of heaven, and according to some traditions, early Church father, Origen, did just that.

Quote:Matthew 19:12

 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#83
RE: Why does God care about S E X?
(October 20, 2021 at 10:03 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(October 20, 2021 at 9:48 am)Ahriman Wrote: God would rather you masturbate than have sex with strange females. If you can't find a consistent sex partner, you're better off going solo. This is not unjustified.......the more females you have sex with, the greater your risk of getting a disease, plus getting a bunch of females pregnant would be a nightmare. God is just watching out for you, when He wants to "restrict" your sex life. Although you're free to do what you want. I know a lot of people would rather act like monkeys than dignified human beings.

You crack me the fuck up.

Your crack what ? !!
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
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#84
RE: Why does God care about S E X?
(November 15, 2021 at 9:41 pm)possibletarian Wrote:
(October 20, 2021 at 10:03 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: You crack me the fuck up.

Your crack what ? !!

Is that a uniquely American thing to say? 😂

He makes me laugh is what I mean.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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