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Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible
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RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible
October 25, 2021 at 11:27 pm
(October 25, 2021 at 2:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Malachi 2:3, "Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces."

I actually had a theist apologist argue that that was the KVJ and not the NIV version, which used the word "refuse" and not "dung".

Ok, fine, trash or shit, is it ok to punish "god's children" with trash or shit?
Some people call that a brown shower.
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RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible
October 25, 2021 at 11:39 pm
Huh. Some people have never heard of that. Self included.
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RE: Dumbass - Funny stuff from the Bible
October 26, 2021 at 10:56 am
Quote:Jacob, however, took fresh-cut branches from poplar, almond and plane trees and made white stripes on them by peeling the bark and exposing the white inner wood of the branches. 38 Then he placed the peeled branches in all the watering troughs, so that they would be directly in front of the flocks when they came to drink. When the flocks were in heat and came to drink, 39 they mated in front of the branches. And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted.
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