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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
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 RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 1:51 pm
(This post was last modified: November 11, 2021 at 1:55 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Tilt all the pictures on their walls then replace all their lightbulbs with the most obnoxious colors I can find.
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! ![[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0630%2F5310%2F3332%2Fproducts%2FCanada_Flag.jpg%3Fv%3D1646203843) “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM 
Delete their password manager.
<insert profound quote here>
 (November 11, 2021 at 1:53 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Delete their password manager. That's just evil!
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 2:07 pm
(This post was last modified: November 11, 2021 at 2:08 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Read their book collection while eating Doritos. Then mess with their Thermostat.
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM 
Put toast crumbs in the butter.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(November 11, 2021 at 1:58 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(November 11, 2021 at 1:53 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Delete their password manager. Go big or go home. Maybe strech some clear platic wrap over the toilet bowl, too.
<insert profound quote here>
Replace the dishwasher detergent with Dawn then grind a quart of coleslaw through the garbage disposal.
Poke canned tuna into their tooth paste tubes.
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Pat Mustard
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Clean their house spick and span.
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