So lets say God appeared right in front of you.

[Jax]

If God is who they (the Christians) say He is--He's pure happiness--He's the fulfillment of all desire and all being.

To be honest, I can't figure out how he is pure happiness. Look around right now. Natural disasters, conflicts and deaths all over the globe. I can't tell if that is a god full of happiness or a corrupted one.

[reverendjeremiah]

If God is who they (the Christians) say He is--He's pure happiness--He's the fulfillment of all desire and all being.

To be honest, I can't figure out how he is pure happiness. Look around right now. Natural disasters, conflicts and deaths all over the globe. I can't tell if that is a god full of happiness or a corrupted one.

Starving babies make Jesus pure happiness. Tsunami in Japan makes Jesus pure happiness. Raped and murdered children make Jesus pure happiness. If it didnt then he would stop them, so he wants them to happen. Jesus is a mischevious god, and mischief makes jesus pure happiness.

[Cinjin]

Depends ... if he's the God that I believe in I'd say something like:

"Thanks for the beautiful planet, sorry we keep fuckin it up."

...if it was the the christian god (or any other religion for that matter) I'd say something like:

"Who do I have to kill for you to get into Heaven?"