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Paleophyte · January 2, 2022 at 12:30 pm

(December 28, 2021 at 12:17 am)Ferrocyanide Wrote: There is also Cheerios and Honey Nuts Cheerios and Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.

Cheerios is ok. The rest are from Satan.

And what do you think the hole in the Cheerios is for? The name should be a giveaway.

Ferrocyanide · January 2, 2022 at 3:42 pm

(January 2, 2022 at 12:30 pm)Paleophyte Wrote:
(December 28, 2021 at 12:17 am)Ferrocyanide Wrote: There is also Cheerios and Honey Nuts Cheerios and Apple Cinnamon Cheerios.

Cheerios is ok. The rest are from Satan.

And what do you think the hole in the Cheerios is for? The name should be a giveaway.

I imagine it has to do with the letter 'o' in Cheerios. So, they gave the o shape to each cereal.
Do you suppose each 'o' is a portal to hell?

There is also Spaghettios.

**The Valkyrie** · January 2, 2022 at 4:56 pm

Upon his delayed return to Earrh, Jesus picked up a handful of sand, held it high, and let it trickle through the wound in his hand.

Yes, Christ the Hourglass.

Paleophyte · January 3, 2022 at 4:09 am

(January 2, 2022 at 3:42 pm)Ferrocyanide Wrote:
(January 2, 2022 at 12:30 pm)Paleophyte Wrote: And what do you think the hole in the Cheerios is for? The name should be a giveaway.

I imagine it has to do with the letter 'o' in Cheerios. So, they gave the o shape to each cereal.
Do you suppose each 'o' is a portal to hell?

There is also Spaghettios.

If you'd been paying attention to the thread you'd know that "o" is for orifice. Granted, a very small one, which says a lot about Dr. Kellog and might go a long way toward explaining why he was down on sexuality.

Don't even get me started on Lucky Charms and their ever so subtle "Let's Get Lucky!" slogan. Might as well have Joe Camel on the box.

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · January 3, 2022 at 4:12 am

(January 2, 2022 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Upon his delayed return to Earrh, Jesus picked up a handful of sand, held it high, and let it trickle through the wound in his hand.

Yes, Christ the Hourglass.

*finds himself humming 'Jesus Can't Play Rugby'*

Boru

**brewer** · January 3, 2022 at 10:00 am

(January 3, 2022 at 4:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 2, 2022 at 4:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Upon his delayed return to Earrh, Jesus picked up a handful of sand, held it high, and let it trickle through the wound in his hand.

Yes, Christ the Hourglass.

*finds himself humming 'Jesus Can't Play Rugby'*

Boru

He could be part of the field for a drop kick goal.

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