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What's everybody doing for National Drinking Day?
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 (March 15, 2022 at 6:58 pm)Ahriman Wrote:(March 15, 2022 at 6:17 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I painted my toenails green. That's about as crazy as it gets in my life.I should paint my finger nails green, but then again, I shouldn't, because of the implication. I missed something - what is the implication of green fingernails? Boru
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March 16, 2022 at 1:12 pm
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(March 16, 2022 at 6:20 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 15, 2022 at 6:58 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I should paint my finger nails green, but then again, I shouldn't, because of the implication. He's going to push a girl off a boat. Imma stick with my usual. Makers and diet coke.
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I’m going to be pregnant and fantasizing about green beer and Irish car bombs. *unnecessarily dramatic sigh*
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Wiser words were never spoken.  (March 16, 2022 at 4:59 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I’m going to be pregnant and fantasizing about green beer and Irish car bombs. *unnecessarily dramatic sigh* I'll dress as a leprechaun, put on an Irish accent, and blow up a couple of cars just for you. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (March 16, 2022 at 5:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 16, 2022 at 4:59 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I’m going to be pregnant and fantasizing about green beer and Irish car bombs. *unnecessarily dramatic sigh* Just because it’s true doesn’t mean it’s not racist. ☘️ Boru
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I want to see a pregnant leprechaun...pics or it didn't happen.
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(March 16, 2022 at 6:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 16, 2022 at 5:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'll dress as a leprechaun, put on an Irish accent, and blow up a couple of cars just for you. I bet you have a leprechaun costume... 
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