Creation Museum

[Anomalocaris]

What happened to Statler Waldorf? He should be chiming in on this. He believes all the bullshit being spoonfed to Creationist twits at the moronic Creationist "Museum".

He left a while ago. He couldn't handle the fire from people smarter than he was.

He should have known his Calvinist tulip god has preordained him to be an incorrigible idiot.

[Minimalist]

[tackattack]

So ummm.. creationists yeah...

[HeyItsZeus]

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In the Name of Allâh, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful
1. When the earth is shaken with its (final) earthquake.2. And when the earth throws out its burdens,3. And man will say: "What is

the matter with it?"4. That Day it will declare its information (about all what happened over it of good or evil).5. Because your Lord

has inspired it.6. That Day mankind will proceed in scattered groups that they may be shown their deeds.7. So whosoever does

good equal to the weight of an atom (or a small ant), shall see it.8. And whosoever does evil equal to the weight of an atom (or a

small ant), shall see it.


In the Name of Allâh, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful
1. Al-Qari'ah (the striking Hour i.e. the Day of Resurrection),2. What is the striking (Hour)?3. And what will make you know what the

striking (Hour) is?4. It is a Day whereon mankind will be like moths scattered about,5. And the mountains will be like carded wool,
6. Then as for him whose balance (of good deeds) will be heavy,7. He will live a pleasant life (in Paradise).8. But as for him whose

balance (of good deeds) will be light,9. He will have his home in Hawiyah (pit, i.e. Hell).10. And what will make you know what it is?
11. (It is) a hot blazing Fire!


In the Name of Allâh, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful
1. Say (O Muhammad ()): "He is Allah, (the) One.2. "Allah-us-Samad (The Self-Sufficient Master, Whom all creatures need, He neither

eats nor drinks).3. "He begets not, nor was He begotten;4. "And there is none co-equal or comparable unto Him


http://www.guidedways.com/hadith_books.php

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When are you going to get banned?

[Emporion]

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In the Name of Allâh, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful
1. When the earth is shaken with its (final) earthquake.2. And when the earth throws out its burdens,3. And man will say: "What is

the matter with it?"4. That Day it will declare its information (about all what happened over it of good or evil).5. Because your Lord

has inspired it.6. That Day mankind will proceed in scattered groups that they may be shown their deeds.7. So whosoever does

good equal to the weight of an atom (or a small ant), shall see it.8. And whosoever does evil equal to the weight of an atom (or a

small ant), shall see it.


In the Name of Allâh, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful
1. Al-Qari'ah (the striking Hour i.e. the Day of Resurrection),2. What is the striking (Hour)?3. And what will make you know what the

striking (Hour) is?4. It is a Day whereon mankind will be like moths scattered about,5. And the mountains will be like carded wool,
6. Then as for him whose balance (of good deeds) will be heavy,7. He will live a pleasant life (in Paradise).8. But as for him whose

balance (of good deeds) will be light,9. He will have his home in Hawiyah (pit, i.e. Hell).10. And what will make you know what it is?
11. (It is) a hot blazing Fire!


In the Name of Allâh, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful
1. Say (O Muhammad ()): "He is Allah, (the) One.2. "Allah-us-Samad (The Self-Sufficient Master, Whom all creatures need, He neither

eats nor drinks).3. "He begets not, nor was He begotten;4. "And there is none co-equal or comparable unto Him


http://www.guidedways.com/hadith_books.php

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When are you going to get banned?

Hopefully soon, so we can have a new toy to play with from Gauntlet Inc. I'm feeling cynical today (I'm also mad today regarding other things) about the new scripture guy. Scripture quoting is one of my pet peeves regarding deluded preachbots.

[tackattack]

no gauntlet, banhammer.. enjoy your discussion.

[Minimalist]

Hopefully soon, so we can have a new toy to play with from Gauntlet Inc. I'm feeling cynical today (I'm also mad today regarding other things) about the new scripture guy. Scripture quoting is one of my pet peeves regarding deluded preachbots.

I quite agree. Those bastards bring out the worst in me. A little exposure to them and I can become a complete swine!

[Emporion]

Hopefully soon, so we can have a new toy to play with from Gauntlet Inc. I'm feeling cynical today (I'm also mad today regarding other things) about the new scripture guy. Scripture quoting is one of my pet peeves regarding deluded preachbots.

I quite agree. Those bastards bring out the worst in me. A little exposure to them and I can become a complete swine!

That's why you're the "hit man" for the "job". Take out on demand with no questions asked.
Oh, and you do it the fastest way possible, instantly. *Min types in his one liner instantly and the enemy is instantly defeated*

Flattery is not all bad and I think it is okay to hear it every so often. You are one of a kind who definitely deserves praise way way more than those religious nut-jobs.

[Minimalist]

[Jax]

Min, where do you get all those pictures from?