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RE: Your favorite joke?
April 1, 2011 at 1:40 am
Q: What did the cowboy say to the pencil?
A: "Draw, partner!"
Q: What did one clock say to the other clock?
A: "Nice tocking to you."
Q: What did the test tube say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated, but I've got many degrees."
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RE: Your favorite joke?
April 1, 2011 at 4:03 am
I love this joke.
"Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
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RE: Your favorite joke?
April 1, 2011 at 4:40 am
Three guys on a train in New Zealand, A Caucasian a Maori and an Asian, the train hits a bump in the tracks and some luggage falls down, and old lamp rolls beneath their feet, they pick it up and dust it off when *wham!* out comes a Genie - "He says to the three men: You have one wish each"
The Caucasian says "I'd love to be on a tropical island with all my people and all the food and beer and women I'd ever need" The genie says fine and *poof* he's gone with all the Caucasians.
The Asian says "I'd love to be back in Asia with all my people sharing a big bowl of Kimchi" the Genie agrees and *poof* he's gone with all the Asians
the Genie then says to the Maori "what is your wish"? The Maori says "I already got them dicks off my island bro, Just gimme some beers"
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