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The Absurd GOP
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It's fun watching them eat their own:

GOP Lawmaker Writes Campaign Ads For Democrats


Quote:Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) put his own party on blast during a fiery speech on the House floor on Wednesday that included a blunt challenge for his Republican colleagues. 

“One thing! I want my Republican colleagues to give me one thing ― one! ― that I can go campaign on and say we did,” he said. “One! Anybody sitting in the complex, if you want to come down to the floor and come explain to me, one material, meaningful, significant thing the Republican majority has done besides, ‘Well, I guess it’s not as bad as the Democrats.’” 

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 15, 2023 at 7:41 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Everybody clap.

Too busy white-knuckling it.

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I think the nudged one was referring to the Gonorrhea all those whores have.
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Nimarata Haley(R-Mortal Kombat) says she would leave the world health organization, the human rights council, the paris climate agreement, and defund the UN.

She is, ofc, running as a moderate - the serious diplomacy chops candidate.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Sarah Sanders billed taxpayers $13K for college football kickoff party: records

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders spent more than $13,000 in taxpayer funds for a kickoff party for the Arkansas Razorbacks 2023 football season at the governor's mansion, according to a report.

The invitation-only "Undefeated Party" took place Sept. 1, the night before the university played its first game of a season that has since seen the team go 3-7. It featured head coach Sam Pittman, three costumed mascots, the University of Arkansas cheerleaders and dance team and members of the school band, reported Arkansas Times.

Sanders is facing additional scrutiny after a public records request showed her office paid $19,000 for a lectern and a whistleblower accused her office of covering up the spending.

https://www.rawstory.com/sarah-huckabee-...-arkansas/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(November 16, 2023 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sarah Sanders billed taxpayers $13K for college football kickoff party: records

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders spent more than $13,000 in taxpayer funds for a kickoff party for the Arkansas Razorbacks 2023 football season at the governor's mansion, according to a report.

The invitation-only "Undefeated Party" took place Sept. 1, the night before the university played its first game of a season that has since seen the team go 3-7. It featured head coach Sam Pittman, three costumed mascots, the University of Arkansas cheerleaders and dance team and members of the school band, reported Arkansas Times.

Sanders is facing additional scrutiny after a public records request showed her office paid $19,000 for a lectern and a whistleblower accused her office of covering up the spending.

https://www.rawstory.com/sarah-huckabee-...-arkansas/

She needs to find someone who can make her eyebrows even.  Surely the taxpayers who have to look at her wouldn't mind.
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If there's any reason to watch him it's for his extreme creepiness.

'Mentally ill lunacy': Matt Gaetz thinks NSA is spying on him because of his 'whiteness' (msn.com)

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) suggested the NSA could be targeting people like him for being white.
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(November 16, 2023 at 6:41 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: If there's any reason to watch him it's for his extreme creepiness.

'Mentally ill lunacy': Matt Gaetz thinks NSA is spying on him because of his 'whiteness' (msn.com)

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) suggested the NSA could be targeting people like him for being white.

... or track his Russian connections ...

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(November 16, 2023 at 9:34 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(November 16, 2023 at 6:41 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: If there's any reason to watch him it's for his extreme creepiness.

'Mentally ill lunacy': Matt Gaetz thinks NSA is spying on him because of his 'whiteness' (msn.com)

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) suggested the NSA could be targeting people like him for being white.

... or track his Russian connections ...

Reminds me of the picture of a couple of slobbering goons in '16 who were wearing "I'd rather be a Russian than a Democrat" t-shirts and red MAGAt hats, purchased at a chump rally.  Wacky  Gaetz is a Florida Man who managed to clear some sort of threshold for election to government service.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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They don't care that he's white or whether he's russian. There are alot of rich guys underage girls in FL.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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