RE: The Absurd GOP
April 7, 2026 at 10:02 am
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The Absurd GOP
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Pete held that mandatory General's hoorah speech, and Pete made a complete ass of himself and nobody cheered, they all sat stone faced pissed as hell.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
I never would have dreamed I would live to see the day when a major media outlet would lament that not enough 15-year-olds were getting pregnant.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Pedocon theory strikes again.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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