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What if God is a woman

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What if God is a woman
The Valkyrie Offline
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#21
RE: What if God is a woman
September 20, 2022 at 9:41 pm
If god was a woman, and existed, the world wouldn't be in the mess it is today.

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RE: What if God is a woman
September 20, 2022 at 10:31 pm (This post was last modified: September 20, 2022 at 10:32 pm by Angrboda.)
(September 20, 2022 at 8:59 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(September 20, 2022 at 8:50 pm)Angrboda Wrote: W0ah desperately needs to get laid.

Are you volunteering?

I'm not that desperate.



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#23
RE: What if God is a woman
September 20, 2022 at 10:49 pm
(September 20, 2022 at 10:31 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 20, 2022 at 8:59 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Are you volunteering?

I'm not that desperate.



Thank goodness, I would hope not.
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Rev. Rye Offline Donators
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#24
RE: What if God is a woman
September 21, 2022 at 12:10 am (This post was last modified: September 21, 2022 at 12:11 am by Rev. Rye.)
(September 20, 2022 at 9:43 am)Woah0 Wrote: And then you get sucked into the afterlife of a giant entity, and you get sucked into her giant vagina, and you disappear to nothingness. Just curious to what you think of that theory?
Afterall birth is to begin with a asexual birth. Its just men and woman is more convenient to procreation due to sharing genes.
So I take it you’ve moved on from Hunchback of Norte Dame to Talk to Her?

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#25
RE: What if God is a woman
September 21, 2022 at 4:57 pm
(September 20, 2022 at 8:50 pm)Angrboda Wrote: W0ah desperately needs to get laid.

Not nearly enough" but i do get laid irl though interms of my private life... about each week one day




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#26
RE: What if God is a woman
November 5, 2022 at 6:15 pm
(September 20, 2022 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If god was a woman, and existed, the world wouldn't be in the mess it is today.

If God was a woman, men would have the babies.
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RE: What if God is a woman
November 5, 2022 at 6:37 pm
(September 20, 2022 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If god was a woman, and existed, the world wouldn't be in the mess it is today.

God would have killed everything already?
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#28
RE: What if God is a woman
November 10, 2022 at 12:28 pm
(November 5, 2022 at 6:37 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(September 20, 2022 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If god was a woman, and existed, the world wouldn't be in the mess it is today.

God would have killed everything already?

Not everything, and only on twenty-eight day cycles.
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#29
RE: What if God is a woman
November 10, 2022 at 12:40 pm
God can be anyone or anything, it doesn't even have to be a tangible thing, it can just be an idea. In the distant future, no one will even talk about God or know what it is.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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RE: What if God is a woman
November 10, 2022 at 1:44 pm
God is an asshole. Because he Tortures people as if cleaning dishes.
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