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Turnabout is fair play
#11
RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 4:31 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: Windows Guy: “Anything that has a beginning must have a cause.”

Linux Gal: “At least one thing does not have a beginning, or if it does, it has no cause.”

Windows Guy: “Name that one thing.”

Linux Gal: “Time.”

Windows Guy: “Ha ha ha, you believe time created itself!”

Linux Gal: “No, I hold that either no moment exists without a prior moment, or if there is a moment with no prior moment, then there existed no moment during which the first moment could have been created.”

Windows Guy:  "Lmao! So time created itself? Bwhahahah! If the bible said time was eternal you would literally scream it had a beginning! Anything but God right? What is sick is that you rather believe in the IMPOSSIBLE than to believe in God! What a sick individual!"

Linux Gal: “Does God have a beginning?”

Windows Guy: “Of course not!”

Linux Gal:

Neither of these characters has read Augustine's discussion of time.
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#12
RE: Turnabout is fair play
And both are better because of it.

Oh, I forgot, Augustine transcended his total ignorance with the simple expedient of total bullshit.

Drop some more names, bel, we are not sufficiently in awe of your make believe erudition yet.
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#13
RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 7:09 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 6:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Because a void contains nothing and is nothing - ‘no thing’.  God, being a Thing, can neither be a void or contained within a void.

You’re adorable, you are.

Boru

Well God might not be a thing, it could just be a force, like a force of nature.

A force is a thing.  You’re not going to re-define your way out of this one.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#14
RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 5:35 pm)Ahriman Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 5:24 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sounds like my question, "if a god made everything that exists, where was he before he made anything?"


In some timeless void?

But who made the void??
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

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#15
RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 11, 2022 at 4:59 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 5:35 pm)Ahriman Wrote: In some timeless void?

But who made the void??

It's such an obvious question, you almost think that someone would have answered it in the late fourth century in an extremely famous book.
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#16
RE: Turnabout is fair play
(November 10, 2022 at 7:10 pm)Belacqua Wrote:
(November 10, 2022 at 4:31 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: Windows Guy: “Anything that has a beginning must have a cause.”

Linux Gal: “At least one thing does not have a beginning, or if it does, it has no cause.”

Windows Guy: “Name that one thing.”

Linux Gal: “Time.”

Windows Guy: “Ha ha ha, you believe time created itself!”

Linux Gal: “No, I hold that either no moment exists without a prior moment, or if there is a moment with no prior moment, then there existed no moment during which the first moment could have been created.”

Windows Guy:  "Lmao! So time created itself? Bwhahahah! If the bible said time was eternal you would literally scream it had a beginning! Anything but God right? What is sick is that you rather believe in the IMPOSSIBLE than to believe in God! What a sick individual!"

Linux Gal: “Does God have a beginning?”

Windows Guy: “Of course not!”

Linux Gal:

Neither of these characters has read Augustine's discussion of time.

Do you suppose that in the sixteen centuries since Confessions, it is at all possible that human beings have learned just a little more about the nature of time?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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