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Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
December 21, 2022 at 12:00 am
Counter them with Animorphs.

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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
December 21, 2022 at 1:28 am
[Image: Fi-Sbze-JWIAAFOzp.png]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
December 21, 2022 at 9:22 am (This post was last modified: December 21, 2022 at 9:23 am by Anomalocaris.)
(December 21, 2022 at 1:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: Fi-Sbze-JWIAAFOzp.png]

Aliens, the Momma alien strikes back.
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
December 22, 2022 at 5:13 pm
(December 21, 2022 at 1:28 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: Fi-Sbze-JWIAAFOzp.png]


"Kitty likes its food extra spicy?  Sure you do, Snookums!"

(Rumor has it that alien blood comes in at over 100,000,000 Scoville Heat Units.)
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