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Could God be impotent?
January 10, 2023 at 11:36 pm
If god exists could he suffer from impotence? Especially in monotheist religions where there is only one god, meaning there is no female god for which he would need an erection.
Maybe that is why there is only one god and he is a guy - he killed his wife because he is impotent or he simply does not need one for the same reason.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Could God be impotent?
January 10, 2023 at 11:47 pm
Christians seems to commonly believe masturbation causes impotence. There is no scientific basis for this in human males. But why would Christians believe such a thing?
Is it because they think god is impotent now and they wondered whatever could the eternal god have been doing during the eternity before he created the world to fuck with?
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RE: Could God be impotent?
January 11, 2023 at 1:05 am
Yeah, if god is not impotent and does not masturbate, who will be the one he unloads on?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Could God be impotent?
January 11, 2023 at 5:25 am
(January 11, 2023 at 1:05 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, if god is not impotent and does not masturbate, who will be the one he unloads on?
All of us. It's what is known as 'the coming of the Lord'.
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RE: Could God be impotent?
January 15, 2023 at 6:47 pm
(January 10, 2023 at 11:36 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: If god exists could he suffer from impotence? Especially in monotheist religions where there is only one god, meaning there is no female god for which he would need an erection.
Maybe that is why there is only one god and he is a guy - he killed his wife because he is impotent or he simply does not need one for the same reason.
The real question is how well is God hung. I mean he is supposed to be infinite, after all. And if it is a male, and it can wish things into existence, well....I know what I'd do. In all seriousness though, I remember an episode of the Atheist Experience where one of the hosts asked a caller if Jesus ever got an erection and the caller got sooooo offended.
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RE: Could God be impotent?
February 25, 2023 at 8:57 am
There you go, God's dick is a serious theological subject. Not only is God (of the Bible) not impotent but he has a big dick.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Could God be impotent?
February 25, 2023 at 10:18 am
Richard Nixon?
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