My Life As A Republican

[Ahriman]

But it wasn't for any moralistic reason?

Of course not. In my younger days, I threw rocks at Protestants for practical, not moral, reasons.

What a stupid question.

Boru

Good for you. But it's always better to do things with a moral imperative in mind.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Of course not. In my younger days, I threw rocks at Protestants for practical, not moral, reasons.

What a stupid question.

Boru

Good for you. But it's always better to do things with a moral imperative in mind.

Wrong.

Boru

[Ahriman]

Good for you. But it's always better to do things with a moral imperative in mind.

Wrong.

Boru

Not wrong at all. Doing things just to do them is fine, but doing things for moral reasons has a way of putting purpose into what you're doing. More purpose is always better.

[Rev. Rye]

For most of my life, I was a Democrat, but 10 years ago, something happened, that made me want to be a Republican. I won't say what that event was, but it changed my character in a significant way. So I've been a Republican for the last 10 years, and it's made me a lot less innocent. Before I turned Republican, I smoked weed as much as I could, and flirted with girls. I didn't watch much Netflix. I used to rap. But that all changed. After the incident 10 years ago, I became an alcoholic, drinking mostly beer, and some liquor. That lasted for about a year and a half. I tried getting into weed again, but that ended up being a poor decision. I started watching a lot of Netflix, mainly because I was always so bored. My paranoia and anxiety was at an all time high. I'm medicated now and doing much better. Still a Republican.

So, let me see if I can get this straight: a decade ago, you liked girls, rap, and weed. Then something happened that turned you Republican. This made you go from weed to booze. You tried going back into weed, and regretted it. You discovered Netflix and this led to you undergoing a mental downward spiral. You went on meds and are still a Republican, which factors bugger-all into this little non-story.

Is there a point to any of this?

[Foxaèr]

Is there a point to any of this?

Yes.

Don't go Republican.

[Anomalocaris]

For most of my life, I was a Democrat, but 10 years ago, something happened, that made me want to be a Republican. I won't say what that event was, but it changed my character in a significant way. So I've been a Republican for the last 10 years, and it's made me a lot less innocent. Before I turned Republican, I smoked weed as much as I could, and flirted with girls. I didn't watch much Netflix. I used to rap. But that all changed. After the incident 10 years ago, I became an alcoholic, drinking mostly beer, and some liquor. That lasted for about a year and a half. I tried getting into weed again, but that ended up being a poor decision. I started watching a lot of Netflix, mainly because I was always so bored. My paranoia and anxiety was at an all time high. I'm medicated now and doing much better. Still a Republican.

So, let me see if I can get this straight: a decade ago, you liked girls, rap, and weed. Then something happened that turned you Republican. This made you go from weed to booze. You tried going back into weed, and regretted it. You discovered Netflix and this led to you undergoing a mental downward spiral. You went on meds and are still a Republican, which factors bugger-all into this little non-story.

Is there a point to any of this?

Idiocy work in mysterious ways.

[Ahriman]

For most of my life, I was a Democrat, but 10 years ago, something happened, that made me want to be a Republican. I won't say what that event was, but it changed my character in a significant way. So I've been a Republican for the last 10 years, and it's made me a lot less innocent. Before I turned Republican, I smoked weed as much as I could, and flirted with girls. I didn't watch much Netflix. I used to rap. But that all changed. After the incident 10 years ago, I became an alcoholic, drinking mostly beer, and some liquor. That lasted for about a year and a half. I tried getting into weed again, but that ended up being a poor decision. I started watching a lot of Netflix, mainly because I was always so bored. My paranoia and anxiety was at an all time high. I'm medicated now and doing much better. Still a Republican.

So, let me see if I can get this straight: a decade ago, you liked girls, rap, and weed. Then something happened that turned you Republican. This made you go from weed to booze. You tried going back into weed, and regretted it. You discovered Netflix and this led to you undergoing a mental downward spiral. You went on meds and are still a Republican, which factors bugger-all into this little non-story.

Is there a point to any of this?

Yes. Don't smoke weed.

[The Grand Nudger]

Now that's just lower than a snakes belly, blaming the weed for whatever the fuck you are.

[The Architect Of Fate]

That tracks, they're all nihilists now.  That's how they lost me.

Republicans are not serious enough to be nihilists. They are closer to absurdists.

[The Grand Nudger]

Honestly, the distinction would be lost on me.