My Life As A Republican

[LadyForCamus]

For most of my life, I was a Democrat, but 10 years ago, something happened, that made me want to be a Republican. I won't say what that event was, but it changed my character in a significant way. So I've been a Republican for the last 10 years, and it's made me a lot less innocent. Before I turned Republican, I smoked weed as much as I could, and flirted with girls. I didn't watch much Netflix. I used to rap. But that all changed. After the incident 10 years ago, I became an alcoholic, drinking mostly beer, and some liquor. That lasted for about a year and a half. I tried getting into weed again, but that ended up being a poor decision. I started watching a lot of Netflix, mainly because I was always so bored. My paranoia and anxiety was at an all time high. I'm medicated now and doing much better. Still a Republican.

Back at it, are we?

[Ahriman]

For most of my life, I was a Democrat, but 10 years ago, something happened, that made me want to be a Republican. I won't say what that event was, but it changed my character in a significant way. So I've been a Republican for the last 10 years, and it's made me a lot less innocent. Before I turned Republican, I smoked weed as much as I could, and flirted with girls. I didn't watch much Netflix. I used to rap. But that all changed. After the incident 10 years ago, I became an alcoholic, drinking mostly beer, and some liquor. That lasted for about a year and a half. I tried getting into weed again, but that ended up being a poor decision. I started watching a lot of Netflix, mainly because I was always so bored. My paranoia and anxiety was at an all time high. I'm medicated now and doing much better. Still a Republican.

Back at it, are we?

Back at what?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

12 years older than you, lad. 

And it doesn’t matter when the border poll is called, because the re-unifiers are going to lose, and lose big. With the NI population roughly split between Catholics and Protestants and more than 40% of Catholics preferring to stay in the UK or undecided, the re-unifiers are finished before they start.

I’m confident in predicting that the re-unification of Ireland will be celebrated by massive flocks of swine, soaring majestically through the skies above Belfast.

Boru

Do you know any Welsh? The language, I mean.

No, and I have no desire to learn a language where you need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. ‘Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick - you’ll be covered in spit from head to toe.’ - Edmund Blackadder.

Boru

[Nay_Sayer]

For most of my life, I was a Democrat, but 10 years ago, something happened, that made me want to be a Republican. I won't say what that event was, but it changed my character in a significant way. So I've been a Republican for the last 10 years, and it's made me a lot less innocent. Before I turned Republican, I smoked weed as much as I could, and flirted with girls. I didn't watch much Netflix. I used to rap. But that all changed. After the incident 10 years ago, I became an alcoholic, drinking mostly beer, and some liquor. That lasted for about a year and a half. I tried getting into weed again, but that ended up being a poor decision. I started watching a lot of Netflix, mainly because I was always so bored. My paranoia and anxiety was at an all time high. I'm medicated now and doing much better. Still a Republican.

Back at it, are we?

This implies he ever stopped.

[Ahriman]

I want the federal age of consent in my country (America) to be raised to 19 years old.

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I want the federal age of consent in my country (America) to be raised to 19 years old.

Funny, since I think most priests want it lowered.  

[Ahriman]

I want the federal age of consent in my country (America) to be raised to 19 years old.

Funny, since I think most priests want it lowered.  

Well I ain't no fuckin' priest. Americans should feel grateful I didn't say 25 years old.

[Neo-Scholastic]

I was apolitical until 2018, when I became a center-left Democrat.

I remember when the Democrats were the working-class anti-war party and Republicans promoted free trade and military interventions. Alot has changed IMHO.