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#2431
RE: Random Thoughts
November 11, 2018 at 10:56 pm
The way to a man's heart is between his fourth and fifth ribs.

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#2432
RE: Random Thoughts
November 12, 2018 at 8:39 am
Snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.  Unfortunately, this is not true of mosquitoes, spiders, crocodiles, bears, tigers and hippos. 

Sleep well.

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#2433
RE: Random Thoughts
November 12, 2018 at 8:46 am
Alcohol time.
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#2434
RE: Random Thoughts
November 12, 2018 at 2:56 pm
Going to bed.
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#2435
RE: Random Thoughts
November 12, 2018 at 8:41 pm
"Kellyanne Conway on Jim Acosta video: ‘That’s not altered. That’s sped up. They do it all the time in sports.’"

ROFLOL

You can't make this shit up.
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#2436
RE: Random Thoughts
November 12, 2018 at 11:57 pm (This post was last modified: November 13, 2018 at 12:00 am by Joods.)
(November 9, 2018 at 12:39 am)Kit Wrote: An unfair sign of aging: laughing fits turn into coughing fits.

In the pot world, we have a motto.

The more you cough, the more you get off.
(November 9, 2018 at 9:27 pm)wyzas Wrote: Anyone else tired of hair growing where it's not suppose to?

Where ever it is, it can be waxed. 😸😹😸😹
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#2437
RE: Random Thoughts
November 13, 2018 at 12:04 am
Alcohol dreams are not real dreams.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#2438
RE: Random Thoughts
November 13, 2018 at 12:04 am
I didn't get the call from school, so I'm going to go anyway.
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#2439
RE: Random Thoughts
November 13, 2018 at 12:15 am
(November 13, 2018 at 12:04 am)Sal Wrote: Alcohol dreams are not real dreams.

Liberal!

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 13, 2018 at 1:41 am
Fitbits are just Tamagochis, the difference being the stupid creature you're trying to keep alive is you.

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