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Women can sometimes be weird. I think a balding daddy can be sexy.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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In our most emotionally heightened states we create the most intense art.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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The whole they're mentally ill trope in televised fiction is mundanely played out. Unoriginal. Let's start moving on from it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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You are looking at the only planet in the whole universe where Christian and Islamic gods exist.

Why is that?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I wonder how much suffering the world would have been spared if, when told that calling Justin Bieber his Spirit Animal was cultural appropriation against Native Americans, Tim "Baked Alaska" Gionet was able to point out that the Vikings had spirit animals as well.





Then again, it probably would just have delayed the inevitable.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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"Some people try to make themselves taller by cutting the heads off others."

This is just stupid.

You cut people off at the knees.

That way they're still alive to look up at you and acknowledge your superiority.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(June 19, 2023 at 3:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Some people try to make themselves taller by cutting the heads off others."

This is just stupid.

You cut people off at the knees.

That way they're still alive to look up at you and acknowledge your superiority.

Cotton Hill?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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The reason Earth is the only planet with those gods is simple.

I'll try to explain so you militant heathens can understand.

First, you must understand EARTH, if you rearrange the the letters, you get HEART. god so loved the world, it put its heart at the center of the universe.

Secondly, this is where it gets tricky, try and keep up, infidel scum. It takes a certain mental acuity  to follow along.

When we take EARTH as a mathematical equation we get:

E A R  T   H
5 1 18 20  8
That's 5118 and 208.
5118x208=1064544

10 for the 10 commandments
6 for the literal creation of world (minus the Sabbath)
45 for Donald Trump
Now we're left with 44
4*4=16
1+6=7

Seven rhymes with heaven.

Therefore, me special.
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(June 19, 2023 at 3:47 pm)brewer Wrote:
(June 19, 2023 at 3:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Some people try to make themselves taller by cutting the heads off others."

This is just stupid.

You cut people off at the knees.

That way they're still alive to look up at you and acknowledge your superiority.

Cotton Hill?

Who?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(June 19, 2023 at 6:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 19, 2023 at 3:47 pm)brewer Wrote: Cotton Hill?

Who?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_Hill
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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