Good exists - a Catholic comments

[Silver]

Furthermore, with multiple interpretation due to the belief of being theistically right via subjectivity, there are plenty of people who can tell you that belief alone is not enough to secure safe passage into an afterlife.

Which alone should be informative of the fact that religious belief is full of shit.

[The Grand Nudger]

I know it's basically a deepity on these boards to mention that the faithful really haven't thought things through...but....yeah.

[h4ym4n]

It may very well be.  I'm entertaining the proposition so that we can elaborate on why it wouldn't matter even if it were true.

Theists tell us that their gods are assholes.  Fine.  So be it.  That fact, if it is a fact, makes the purported fact of their existence moot.  I'm also aware of lions and tigers and flesh eating bacteria and warlords of various persuasions.  I'm not rushing out to do what would be good for them or what they want or what they say just because they exist - and there's absolutely no question that they exist.

I fully acknowledge that God is a complete and utter douchebag. I only believe in Him so that my afterlife won't suck.

Is part of your crazy sexual afterlife that you can’t describe on this site have you and god bumping uglies?

Is that something you’re looking forward too?

[The Grand Nudger]

Ahri's a troll, plain and simple...but his troll religion isn't meaningfully different from an islamists vry srs religion, for example. It's a parody of abrahamism that hits a bunch of deeply uncomfortable issues, lol.

[Ahriman]

I fully acknowledge that God is a complete and utter douchebag. I only believe in Him so that my afterlife won't suck.

Is part of your crazy sexual afterlife that you can’t describe on this site have you and god bumping uglies?

Is that something you’re looking forward too?

I won't be having sex with God, but it will still be very enjoyable. Get with the program and you could have an enjoyable afterlife as well.

[h4ym4n]

Is part of your crazy sexual afterlife that you can’t describe on this site have you and god bumping uglies?

Is that something you’re looking forward too?

I won't be having sex with God, but it will still be very enjoyable. Get with the program and you could have an enjoyable afterlife as well.

Can you post a brochure?

[The Grand Nudger]

Oh yeah, all you gotta do is not have gay sex in life and then you can have all the gay sex you want after death..and it's gonna be sooooo good. The people who say shit like this never realize how silly it sounds. Just go blow a guy? The goal is gay sex either way.....the very moment lips hit pecker you've satisfied the win condition. Fucking weirdos.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Is part of your crazy sexual afterlife that you can’t describe on this site have you and god bumping uglies?

Is that something you’re looking forward too?

I won't be having sex with God, but it will still be very enjoyable. Get with the program and you could have an enjoyable afterlife as well.

That’s not really up to you. God boned a 14 year old bespoke virgin without a second thought. I don’t think he’d shy at cornholing a part time male prostitute.

Boru

[Ahriman]

Oh yeah, all you gotta do is not have gay sex in life and then you can have all the gay sex you want after death..and it's gonna be sooooo good.  The people who say shit like this never realize how silly it sounds.  Just go blow a guy?  The goal is gay sex either way.....the very moment lips hit pecker you've satisfied the win condition.   Fucking weirdos.

Actually my afterlife will be 51 women in a giant jacuzzi, along with me. So nothing to do with gay sex, unless you count the ladies loving on each other.

[The Grand Nudger]

No, it won't. So you might want to get to work on that in life. Little harder to organize, I get it, it's not like the ladies are mindless houri-bots.

Not impossible though. If that's your heaven - what's missing in your life, you probably need to work on your game. This is me throwing you a bone - look into candlemaking. There's no better way to disarm a gaggle of women than selling scented candles at an in-home party. It won't make them orgy sluts, but step number one - simply being around 50 unassuming women - it'll do that for you.

Actually, fuck it, my advice to incels and disaffected peener-havers everywhere. Females aren't really a mystery. There's a simple process to getting fucked on a workaday scale. First, exercise. Second, learn to cook. Third, make and sell an artisan self care product. You don't have to actually make money doing it - it just beats paying hookers wholly out of pocket.

You're welcome.

* housewives prefer lavender, strippers like citrus