Has anyone else here been to....

[Dotard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7JASOno2...re=related


I've spent much time here off and on. Usually about 10 to 15 days at a stretch, four occasions.
About a 40 - 55 days all together. Awesome place.

In this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUW9MWLIQYw&NR=1
you'll see a indoor winter wonderland with ski slopes. It was one of my favorite places, 100 degrees (f) outdoors and about 30 degrees inside. You wear parkas indoors and take them off to go outside!

Then there is the nightlife. OMG the nightlife. In this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w14rrzzx7Ms&feature=fvst
you can see a smiggen of it. The rampant prostitution is also most wonderful. I can confidently say 90% of the girlies in that video are prostitutes that can be had for about 40-50 bucks. Expensive hussies compaired to the Philippines and Tailand, but much better quality. Tailand I visited only once for approx. 2 weeks, (little too nasty, pornographically speaking, even for this old whoremonger.) and the Philippines once for approx. six weeks.

Don't believe I'll ever be able to afford a return trip to Dubai again, *sigh* but I must list my time there as the second best experiances of my life!

Wanna know my BEST experiance and happiest day of my life? Ok, here it goes;

It was a warm and sunny day. I arrived at the church and was quite impressed with the large turn out. It was like everyone I ever knew was there. I entered the church and there at the alter was my wife, looking more beutiful than I had ever seen her. I walked up to her, kissed her on the cheek......



....and closed the lid.

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31 views and no replies. I'm guessing no one has. Ya poor sheltered-lives people.

[Violet]

Sounds great, but where in the name of Susan (my left ankle) is Dubai? 0.o

Also, love the bit about the happiest day of your life

[Dotard]

LOL. You don't have geography classes in high skool in Alaska?

Middle East. United Arab Emigrates. Check out a map, they are really neat sheets of paper with a picture of the world on it complete with nifty labels of locations.

You don't use Google Earth?

[Violet]

We infact do not have geography classes in high school in alaska, and i think that if we did: i still wouldn't know, I haven't been there in 2 years (i think?)...

I wondered actually if it was a fictional place or if it was an actual place. Turns out it is an actual place. But you say it's in the middle east and there are lots of prostitutes around at night? Isn't that illegal there or something? 0.o

[Dotard]

But you say it's in the middle east and there are lots of prostitutes around at night? Isn't that illegal there or something? 0.o

Technically yes it is. It's 'illegal' in the philippines and tailand too. Law enforcement turns a blind eye to it.

Do a search on Dubai prostitution, many cops keep an eye on the prostitutes at the "pussy-markets" not to enforce the law on prostitution, but to help protect the girls and keep the peace.

You'd be surprised at how many numb-nutted Arab dudes will actually start fights over the prostitutes like they were their girlfriends or something. They won't just start bidding on the best piece of meat, like any self respecting whoremonger would do, but actually start swinging on each other. And THAT is some quality entertainment! Many times I would go to the markets just to watch the fights. And even funnier is when they get to fighting and the cops come running up tackling them, I go make an offer to the girl, look at the fools who were fighting, wait for eye contact then give them the ol' smile and thumbs up, put my arm around the girl and stroll off with her.

Oh the memories. I wanna cry I want to go back so bad. (we need a :cry: emoticon)

C'mon Sae! You claimed you were rich. Buy us a couple tickets and I'll meet up with you there and show you all the sights.

[reverendjeremiah]

Want to strangle some of those towel heads for slave labor...a dollar an hour?

[Dotard]

Want to strangle some of those towel heads for slave labor...a dollar an hour?

Shit man that's some good wages to the people that work for them. Hell, Haliburton employs people from the philippines, india, tailand and a host of other third-world countrys for $650 bucks a month and expects a minimum of 84 hours a week and routinely works them about 120 hours a week.
I know, I been there for Haliburton and these folks were in my direct charge.

I suck at maths but I believe for the minimum 84 hours a week it works out to be (hmmm 84 a week x 4 weeks is 336 hours, $650 divided by 336 hours) is $1.93 an hour. If I did that right.

Strangle Haliburton while you're at it. They are just .93 cents away from being just as bad as the towel heads.

[reverendjeremiah]

Oh trust me, I havent liked Haliburton for a decade.. slavers are what they are.

[Violet]

But you say it's in the middle east and there are lots of prostitutes around at night? Isn't that illegal there or something? 0.o

Technically yes it is. It's 'illegal' in the philippines and tailand too. Law enforcement turns a blind eye to it.

Good. Not that it's illegal, but that a blind eye is given to prostitution.

Do a search on Dubai prostitution, many cops keep an eye on the prostitutes at the "pussy-markets" not to enforce the law on prostitution, but to help protect the girls and keep the peace.

Doubly good.

You'd be surprised at how many numb-nutted Arab dudes will actually start fights over the prostitutes like they were their girlfriends or something. They won't just start bidding on the best piece of meat, like any self respecting whoremonger would do, but actually start swinging on each other. And THAT is some quality entertainment! Many times I would go to the markets just to watch the fights. And even funnier is when they get to fighting and the cops come running up tackling them, I go make an offer to the girl, look at the fools who were fighting, wait for eye contact then give them the ol' smile and thumbs up, put my arm around the girl and stroll off with her.

You must have been quite the buck back in the day for them to not go for you

Oh the memories. I wanna cry I want to go back so bad. (we need a :cry: emoticon)

C'mon Sae! You claimed you were rich. Buy us a couple tickets and I'll meet up with you there and show you all the sights.

I have one rule about going places with strangers: I must first be largely through transition (at least to the point of the voice change, if not reassignment surgery). I think I'll be fairly secure by 21... so about three years and maybe

Not to mention, how is lesbian prostitution perceived over there 0.o I'd hate to be mistaken for one of the selection, unless they are offering a sum I deem worthwhile and don't have an STI. I don't deny that how attractive the man is plays a part in how much I'd charge

If you're still alive in three years, there's a good chance you'll be able to see that city again

[Autumnlicious]

You're better off for trying your luck with Thailand.

Also, on a completely unrelated topic, I have friends in Thailand.

Small world.

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And no Dotard, I've not been to Dubai. But would want to, someday.