Bizarre things my mind conjures up

[Gawdzilla Sama]

In an experiment conducted at the University of Woolamoloo, it was determined that, among week-old babies, none of them could read, do simple sums, or dress themselves. None appeared to be gainfully employed.

Idiots.

Boru

According to the Muslims (some of them at least) Jesus was a very smart baby. The moment he was born he started preaching.

Jealous that they tell better lies that you?

[SeniorCitizen]

Lying again. Zhaitan loves you!

Maybe I'm possessed?

[arewethereyet]

I'm just waiting for you to tell us who you are a sock of.

Thus far, all your stuff could have fit in the thread about your bizarre thoughts.

[Variachial]

"Religions are the cradles of despotism." - Marquis de Sade
Marquis's general attitude also followed Anti-Theism, often engaging in a number of sexual activities, a lot of which he was jailed for.

[arewethereyet]

OP's a bot.

You didn't spell idiot correctly.

[Ravenshire]

In an experiment conducted at the University of Woolamoloo, it was determined that, among week-old babies, none of them could read, do simple sums, or dress themselves. None appeared to be gainfully employed.

Idiots.

Boru

According to the Muslims (some of them at least) Jesus was a very smart baby. The moment he was born he started preaching.

(citation needed)

[arewethereyet]

In an experiment conducted at the University of Woolamoloo, it was determined that, among week-old babies, none of them could read, do simple sums, or dress themselves. None appeared to be gainfully employed.

Idiots.

Boru

According to the Muslims (some of them at least) Jesus was a very smart baby. The moment he was born he started preaching.

Was he preaching to the animals in the manger?  Did he speak their languages?

[Ahriman]

I have a young Iraqi friend (who is not religious). His mother is a Shia, and practices her religion  ... his father is an out and out Communist. I've met his parents ... and they obviously have a loving relationship, despite his father saying things like (in her presence): "Mohammed was a schizophrenic". She apparently doesn't get upset about him saying things like this.

I was friendly with a young Saudi woman who came here with her husband, who was a wealthy businessman. Shortly after they arrived she told him that she'd never believed in Islam. He divorced her immediately. When I met her she was living in a refugee hostel ... but happy to have her freedom. During a conversation I had with her her phone rang. After finishing the call she grinned at me and said: "They think I'm mad". It was someone from her family.

She showed me pictures of her wedding ... there was no doubt that she'd been married to someone with wealth. She'd planned her "escape" from Islam by marrying a man who would take her with him when he came here on business.

In the 70s I lived in a large squat in London. There was two Muslim girls there, from Algeria and Egypt ... and two Jewish girls. from Yemen and South Africa.

I was also acquainted with a man who was a senior member of the staff at the Egyptian Embassy. I actually had a talk with him at the Embassy ... with people coming in and out and acting very subservient towards him: "This goes on all day" he said ... with a grin on his face.

He was an atheist: "Islam is a terrible religion".

So like, what's the moral of this story?

[Gwaithmir]

“When I became convinced that the universe is natural, that all the ghosts and gods are myths, there entered into my brain, into my soul, into every drop of my blood the sense, the feeling, the joy of freedom. The walls of my prison crumbled and fell. The dungeon was flooded with light and all the bolts and bars and manacles became dust.” (Robert G. Ingersoll) 

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

In an experiment conducted at the University of Woolamoloo, it was determined that, among week-old babies, none of them could read, do simple sums, or dress themselves. None appeared to be gainfully employed.

Idiots.

Boru

According to the Muslims (some of them at least) Jesus was a very smart baby. The moment he was born he started preaching.

Silly sods.

Boru