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You’ve Been Kidnapped!!

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You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
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#11
RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 5:54 pm
The genie that looks like Barbara Eden.
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 6:09 pm
Rescue me?

Screw that!

I want the kidnappers to suffer!

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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 6:45 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2023 at 6:59 pm by Anomalocaris.)
no worries, the rescuers bought popcorns and lawn chairs for the spectacle. 

now even that weepy wet sop Caesar crucified his pirate captors,  surely we expect more from you.
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 7:11 pm
John Wick but only because the guy who kidnapped me also killed his dog.
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 8:11 pm
[Image: Batman-Robin-Adam-West-Burt-Ward-Batmobile.jpg]

But only if I get to play with the gizmo's on the trip home.
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#16
RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 8:16 pm
(December 10, 2023 at 8:11 pm)brewer Wrote: [Image: Batman-Robin-Adam-West-Burt-Ward-Batmobile.jpg]

But only if I get to play with the gizmo's on the trip home.

The gizmos in their pants. Naughty
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 9:07 pm
MaryAnne from Gilligan's Island.

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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 9:10 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2023 at 9:11 pm by brewer.)
(December 10, 2023 at 8:16 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:
(December 10, 2023 at 8:11 pm)brewer Wrote: [Image: Batman-Robin-Adam-West-Burt-Ward-Batmobile.jpg]

But only if I get to play with the gizmo's on the trip home.

The gizmos in their pants. Naughty

In addition to the car, sure I'd like to play with the ones in their belt. One and never foretell when an unintended 'incident' may occur.

If they take me back to the Bat-cave, Alfred better be on his toes.
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 9:43 pm
(December 10, 2023 at 9:07 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: MaryAnne from Gilligan's Island.

GINGER. MaryAnne would need too much training. Naughty
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 10, 2023 at 10:53 pm
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Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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