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You’ve Been Kidnapped!!

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You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 11, 2023 at 7:10 pm
(December 11, 2023 at 5:09 pm)GUBU Wrote:
(December 10, 2023 at 6:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Rescue me?

Screw that!

I want the kidnappers to suffer!

I'd say if you were kidnapped it'd end up similar to the time that the bank robbers took Angua von Uberwald hostage when their heist went wrong.

By the way, guess who I want rescuing me?

Angua, by any chance?
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#32
RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 13, 2023 at 4:04 am
I would not kick Sarah Conner out of the conversation either.
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#33
RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 13, 2023 at 5:43 am
Villanelle
She may not rescue me, she might kill me but she is very funny.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 13, 2023 at 3:56 pm (This post was last modified: December 13, 2023 at 3:58 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Taarna.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 13, 2023 at 5:07 pm
Eunice Branca. She had a in-house team that was hard to beat.
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#36
RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 13, 2023 at 5:09 pm
(December 10, 2023 at 6:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Rescue me?

Screw that!

I want the kidnappers to suffer!

Red Chief. https://www.litcharts.com/lit/the-ransom...d-analysis
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 13, 2023 at 5:14 pm
(December 13, 2023 at 3:56 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Taarna.

You just want her in that tiny outfit she wears...
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 13, 2023 at 5:17 pm
[Image: 5bb8bb9a33d81_a1d28d6151118b6dd78566b6d91b8829.png]
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#39
RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 13, 2023 at 8:18 pm
(December 13, 2023 at 5:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 13, 2023 at 3:56 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Taarna.

You just want her in that tiny outfit she wears...

That Tarsnakian? Hungry
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RE: You’ve Been Kidnapped!!
December 14, 2023 at 11:43 am (This post was last modified: December 14, 2023 at 11:44 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(December 13, 2023 at 5:14 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 13, 2023 at 3:56 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Taarna.

You just want her in that tiny outfit she wears...

She could come wearing a garbage bag and it wouldn't affect the fantasy in the least.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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